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  • Spank
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Topic: Saint Cheseroo

As I type this he is enduring what is probably the longest, "Sure, I'll help a fellow LeMoneer out" experience ever. I've interrupted him with probably 2000 texts, emails and phone calls over the last couple weeks and have now asked him to end his relaxing family vacation on the California coast with a detour while driving home so he can turn his dd Saab convertible into a LeMons salvage recovery vehicle.

And then it got really bad when there was a dispute over the advertised price, where'd the title go, whether or not it was stolen,  gobs and gobs of $ owed to California in penalties that is to be transferred to me... So much for the 1/2 hour detour on the way home now that we're about 3 hours later...

If it's possible, could the admins change his board status to Honorary LeMons Saint at least temporarily?

This man is All Kinds of Awesome.

And I simply can't thank him enough.

THANK YOU, RICH!

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

With this proclamation, I am now willing to bestow eternal inner peace to the chosen few.  Arrange the vestal virgins in a single file line, please.

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

Can I have total consciousness?  That would be nice.

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

dculberson wrote:

Can I have total consciousness?  That would be nice.

Stop after the 5th drink

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

cheseroo wrote:

With this proclamation, I am now willing to bestow eternal inner peace to the chosen few.  Arrange the vestal virgins in a single file line, please.

Was that "peace" or "piece"?   smile

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

cheeseroo wrote:

Arrange the vestal virgins in a single file line, please.

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

Rockford Brodie wrote:
cheeseroo wrote:

Arrange the vestal virgins in a single file line, please.

http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/DSC_0120.jpg

Well played, sir.  Very well played.

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

Just need to update this thread with a picture. And to thank him for his continued awesomeness and enduring my constant need for hand-holding.

Everyone should try and take a page from the book of this man:

http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/5224536/IMG_0673_detail.JPG

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

Spank wrote:

Just need to update this thread with a picture. http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/5224536/IMG_0673_detail.JPG

Since a Legend of Lemons has bestowed this honor upon me, may I request that this picture be converted into a bust of bondo for my beatification ceremony?  If/when this ceremony happens, I'll be dead but still saintly so don't be thinking you can get away with inplanting a dildo in my forehead or something like that.

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

No Unicorns?  Damn...

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Re: Saint Cheseroo

cheseroo wrote:
Spank wrote:

Just need to update this thread with a picture. http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/5224536/IMG_0673_detail.JPG

Since a Legend of Lemons has bestowed this honor upon me, may I request that this picture be converted into a bust of bondo for my beatification ceremony?  If/when this ceremony happens, I'll be dead but still saintly so don't be thinking you can get away with inplanting a dildo in my forehead or something like that.

Shouldn't the cut off wheel be behind your head like a golden halo of abrasive disc?

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