I've been collecting a few on the side, for the next edition, if it happens.
Here they are: (My favorite is the second quote.)
Arizona event. 2000 miles in the bread truck. To quote Aaron: "It's like running a lawnmower flat out in your living room while cooking a pot of diesel fuel on the stove."
Mark Audacity Romberg: "Four off shouldn't be a flag if it was only for a little while."
Bernhard 17:15 - "Preparedness is next to Godliness" (Jonathan Lepore? )
Bryan Heselbach: I seem to recall that a spinning car always has the right of way.
Rachel Jane Moulton Forster: Spoiler = race car. Two spoilers = Lemons race car.
Julian Cordle - Lemons Racing Problems: "I can't see the point-by from the driver in that Vanagon because the seat-mounted dreadlocks are all over the place and in the way."
Christopher Blizzard - At work. Lemons weekend hangover is totally a thing, people.
yukadas (at an old-time hardware store) - Me: Do you know what feels really good on these nuts? Teammate (without looking up): Don't ever say that to me again.
Jay Lamm - Not showing up was just another way of losing.
Space Frank - Why just kill when you can overkill?
The Engineer - For the record, old coolant is delicious.
Rich Chesavage? - There will be a day when myself and an engineer who designs serpentine belt routing schemes meets in an alley. One of us will be found strangled by a cord wrapped in the least intuitive manner.
Eric Meservey? - An Air Force truism I just read, that I think also applies to Crapcan racing: 'The only time when you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
Weston Malott - Do you ever finish a lemons race and say to yourself "damn that was fun, but I have too much money left over?"