Topic: You noobs better read the Official Lemons Cheater's Guide

Save us a lot of hassle during the BS Inspection by reading my handy What Would Smokey Do? 24 Hours Of Lemons Cheating Tips From Judge Murilee. Pay special attention to Tip #1: Get your papers in order.

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concerning tip #7, would a 6pack of sam's be good or would something stronger be more (less) appropriate?

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Judging from what I saw at Reno - the judges *really* like Coors Light.  The more, the better.

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Rob Stercraw wrote:

Judging from what I saw at Reno - the judges *really* like Coors Light.  The more, the better.

Oh, yes. We can't get enough Coors Light.

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And Natural Light is a good choice, too.

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But hey, maybe we'd appreciate some OE. Actually, we do want to get OE, because we never have enough for the new-for-Reno Gangsta Funeral Penalty. Pour one out for the dead homies! One lucky team got both the Gangsta Funeral and the Chemical Ali.

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Sam Adams Boston Lager is pushing it.

Put it this way: on the two Saturdays before Fernley, I was not only PAID to judge beer for the LA County Fair, but I'm two points away from becoming a National beer judge.

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Im from Oregon.  Is it okay to bribe the judges with quasi-legal substances and/or sexual feats of strength?

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Turboner wrote:

Im from Oregon.  Is it okay to bribe the judges with quasi-legal substances and/or sexual feats of strength?

I'm not sure what this says about Oregonians, but I think such a "bribe" would be a spectacular idea if you're looking to get extra laps assessed.

Unless you're a hot chick. Then things might be different.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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Judge Jonny wrote:

Sam Adams Boston Lager is pushing it.

Put it this way: on the two Saturdays before Fernley, I was not only PAID to judge beer for the LA County Fair, but I'm two points away from becoming a National beer judge.

That is a feat to be jealous of.  I am humbled in your shadow.

I, too, am from Oregon.  While I have no illicit substances nor the will power for sexual feats of strength, I love me a good bribe.  We brought Rollick to Reno, which I now realize was a weak offering.  We assumed easy drinking but not macro was the way to go.  Now that I know of your tallents, clearly this is the bribe for you Jonny

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Not for you to wear, of course, but to build a penalty around.  Actually, you should save it for Turboner and make him perform sexual feats of strength while wearing it.  Scratch that again, you should make any whiner perform sexual feats of strength while wearing it.  Now, we need a huge, heavy penis...

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Epic, can we make Troy wear it during his own penalty?

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someone should have to wear that