Topic: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

nuff said

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

Unless you are trying to figure out how to run your car on bacon. It could be made into BioDiesel, it would be such a waste of good food but the
exhaust would smell wonderful.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

eat the bacon.

burn the drippings.


you'd have to eat a lot of bacon to fill the tank, but it might be worth it.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

psychoboy wrote:

eat the bacon.

burn the drippings.


you'd have to eat a lot of bacon to fill the tank, but it might be worth it.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

I've got just the car that can make this happen.

Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

If you come to CMP and walk around the paddock long enough, you'll get enough bacon and other animal fat drippings to fuel a 7.3 powerstroke in an LTD for the whole race.

I love food at CMP. Mmmm, bacon.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

I think if you just put a drip pan under ronman you could accomplish that feat, Alex.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

Most of you have proven my point:

This should be in the tech section.

Maybe a "Bacon Tech"  stickie?

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mechimike wrote:

I think if you just put a drip pan under ronman you could accomplish that feat, Alex.

True story, Mike.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

If you do field a bacon powered car, I might just stay behind you the whole race for the Aroma therapy experience, even if my car were faster.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

I'm sure you aren't alone Mike.

Might be able to get a Class C car as the overall victor with that ingenious idea!  IOE, Most Laps, and likely Judges Choice...sounds like a full-sweep Hat-trick to me!

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

bacon grease is going to need mixed with something, and/or heated to work well as fuel.

additionally, I collect bewteen 1/2 and 1 gallon of grease per 30 pounds of bacon during a race weekend. enough to cut w/ veggie to give your exhaust a bacon flavor perhaps, but not enough to call it "purely bacon fueled racing"

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

you just have to have enough to make people not want to pass you.....

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

Think of it like buying Kona Coffee in the grocery store.  In the fine print it says it's actually only 10% Kona, but they can still call it Kona Coffee.  So 10% bacon fueled = a fully bacon fueled race.  Just make sure there's some bacon in the tank at any moment.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

Sir Thomas Crapper wrote:

Most of you have proven my point:

This should be in the tech section.

Maybe a "Bacon Tech"  stickie?

Bacon needs to run free...

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

It should be noted that I have no Bio-diesel / Veggie Oil expertise, but as we all know, it has never been a requirement in Lemons to know what you are doing.
So start with a deep fryer filled with Peanut oil, which I heard is the best to run in old Benz's. Fry up a shit load of Bacon, which you use to bribe the Judges & feed any & all bacon lovers at the track. Let it cool & settle, Filter it out  & run it in your car with an inline fuel heater like my cousin has on his old Veggie-Oil Benz. For Good measure... Paint it up as a slab of Bacon.....Win,Win Win!

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

MikeZilla wrote:

It should be noted that I have no Bio-diesel / Veggie Oil expertise, but as we all know, it has never been a requirement in Lemons to know what you are doing.
So start with a deep fryer filled with Peanut oil, which I heard is the best to run in old Benz's. Fry up a shit load of Bacon, which you use to bribe the Judges & feed any & all bacon lovers at the track. Let it cool & settle, Filter it out  & run it in your car with an inline fuel heater like my cousin has on his old Veggie-Oil Benz. For Good measure... Paint it up as a slab of Bacon.....Win,Win Win!


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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

I wonder if there's an easy way to process bacon grease that would break up those long chains and keep it liquid at room temperatures. Kinda like the "cracking" procedure to convert veggie oil into true biodiesel.

BACODIESEL

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SpaceFrank wrote:

I wonder if there's an easy way to process bacon grease that would break up those long chains and keep it liquid at room temperatures. Kinda like the "cracking" procedure to convert veggie oil into true biodiesel.

BACODIESEL

I'll save up a few slabs worth of grease and do a coke bottle biodiesel conversion on it. I assume that like most animal fats there will be a lot of wax vs fuel.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

The important question is whether the resulting fuel will still smell like bacon.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

We should build a whole fleet, at least one car per region, & start the B.R.A., Bacon Racing Association. We may even be able to get a grant from the National Pork Producers Council.  Our Costumes could be simple....  BRAs made of Bacon.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

SpaceFrank wrote:

The important question is whether the resulting fuel will still smell like bacon.

Or taste.

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Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

Bacon should be capitalized.

This space for rent.

Re: While this is well and good, Bacon topics should not be in here...

I have a Mercedes 240D stick shift.

Bacon.

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