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Topic: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

http://www.tsutaya.co.jp/music/sp/tidol/babymetal/library/media/tty_idol/img/121218_babymetal_topimages1.jpg

Easy theme for any Japanese Lemons car! Bonus points if you wear spiked skirts and lipsync a performance of "GIMME CHOCOLATE."

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Cant forget at least on Hello Kitty something on the car or one of those cat bobble arm things. bow everytime someone greats you.. really go for broke on this theme would be steller.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

I feel like I've been placed on some government agency watch list for having watched one of those videos...

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

No doubt true. And those midget ones too.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

You know I'm picking up a bizzaro Jap car tomorrow. Why must you give me such a great theme idea before I even start building?

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

My life is enriched.  Thanks Phil.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

i would still prefer my daughters listen to that over Miley or Bieber...

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

I'm assuming the message of gimme chocolate being that they would like to eat chocolate and not some other double meaning makes it way more appropriate than just about anything they have aimed at kids now a days.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Let's see:
Japanese Car,  yup 200sx. Check, could do Bozosuko, or some other Japanese racer body style.
3 hot small Japanese girlfriends, nope, definitely need to work on that.
Spiked Leather, and lacy mini skirts, a.... nope, WTF? where do I find something like that?

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

mackwagon wrote:

Let's see:
Spiked Leather, and lacy mini skirts, a.... nope, WTF? where do I find something like that?

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

mackwagon wrote:

Let's see:
Japanese Car,  yup 200sx. Check, could do Bozosuko, or some other Japanese racer body style.
3 hot small Japanese girlfriends, nope, definitely need to work on that.
Spiked Leather, and lacy mini skirts, a.... nope, WTF? where do I find something like that?

Focus on finding the three hot young Japanese girls - they'll know where to find the lacy stuff.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Please tell me you didn't just call, by comparison, 3 girls between the ages of 14 and 17 "hot"

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13 Reply by Parkwod60 (edited by Parkwod60 2014-03-07 10:59 PM)

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

I shop for a living (without buying anything) here you go: http://www.lightinthebox.com/c/lolita-fashion_2299 Direct from the far East, with made in China pricing

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

I spent years trying to get a Lemons team to do a Japanese Panty Vending Machine theme, but nobody would do it.

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15 Reply by Spinnetti (edited by Spinnetti 2014-03-09 10:51 AM)

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Something a bit pedo-creepy about this!

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Judge Phil wrote:

I spent years trying to get a Lemons team to do a Japanese Panty Vending Machine theme, but nobody would do it.


orly?

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Judge Phil wrote:

I spent years trying to get a Lemons team to do a Japanese Panty Vending Machine theme, but nobody would do it.

What!?

I have a boxy Japanese car in the pipeline. Sold.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

What happens is some team with a cheaty-ass Integra or 240SX emails me something like "HEYJUDGE PHIL WE WANT 2 RACE OUR LEGIT RACE CAR BUT U KEEP GIVING US BS LAPS HOW CAN WE RACE WIT NO BS LAPS KTHXBAI." Then I tell them that a good Japanese Panty Vending Machine theme will do the trick for sure... and I never see them again. Maybe I'm asking the wrong guys for that theme.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

They don't have the self-loathing required.

Mine's a Mitsubishi. Clearly, I do.

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20 Reply by CPT_Trans_Continental (edited by CPT_Trans_Continental 2016-04-07 02:21 PM)

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Babymetal on Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Enjoy.

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/mu … t-colbert/

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Thanks, Japan. You've ruined metal.

Use this to cleanse that crap out of your ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

Spank wrote:

I feel like I've been placed on some government agency watch list for having watched one of those videos...

I'm pretty sure you were already on the list...

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CPT_Trans_Continental wrote:

Babymetal on Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Enjoy.

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/mu … t-colbert/

Went to this link from that page, it would make a much more interesting theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSGmzr8 … tml5=False

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Thanks, Japan. You've ruined metal.

Use this to cleanse that crap out of your ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM


Can I just say: Thank you for that.

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Re: Got a Japanese car? Ideal theme for your team!

CPT_Trans_Continental wrote:

Babymetal on Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Enjoy.

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/mu … t-colbert/

I'm weirdly disappointed, but mostly in the camera work. Babymetal's schtick isn't one you can zoom and pan in and out of so much. Tell the camera dudes to hold still on a wide angle and let 'em work.

I was expecting bigger, I dunno, everything, though. Pyrotechnics. Doom. Gloom.

That article did mention another act that desperately needs to be on a crapcan, though: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

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