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Topic: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

Bon Jour New Orleans "racers!"

Want to earn your hopeless team some "Get Out of Jail Free" passes? You know, for all those times you spin and continue, put all four off, ram into another awful car and run over seven cones. Well, help a pair of big-boned judges out!

Here's what we need:

1)One Big, battery-powered ghetto blaster (WITH BATTERIES!) that plays CDs and/or iPods.
2) A pair of embarrassing, hella-plumed, multicolored mardi gras hats for men with large noggins (i.e. us). If they are too silly/cumbersome they will not work and we will be extra harsh on you for getting our hopes up.
3) Dozens and dozens (or hundreds... thousands!) of mardi gras beads.
4) Transportation! A golf cart, a nifty car, a set of bikes -- one of those four wheeled bikes that seats two would be best.

Cheers!

See you next Friday

-Judge Jonny-

(The mean one)

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

Damn it Jonny, how 'bout something I could actually bring...

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

ha ha!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

I sure hope I can find one of those items for you.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

I found beads!  Get outta jail free, here I come.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

btp76 wrote:

I found beads!  Get outta jail free, here I come.

Yeah, but how many beads?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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My dad rides in Endymion.  I should be able to source some ridiculous befeathered hats and (if we're still keeping them around) bags of beads.

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Judge Jonny wrote:

1)One Big, battery-powered ghetto blaster (WITH BATTERIES!) that plays CDs and/or iPods.
2) A pair of embarrassing, hella-plumed, multicolored mardi gras hats for men with large noggins (i.e. us). If they are too silly/cumbersome they will not work and we will be extra harsh on you for getting our hopes up.
3) Dozens and dozens (or hundreds... thousands!) of mardi gras beads.
4) Transportation! A golf cart, a nifty car, a set of bikes -- one of those four wheeled bikes that seats two would be best.


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We  have a moderatly sized Ghetto Blaster that runs on Batteries that plays CDs and Tapes.    It will be coming with us and available Thursday. 

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

In addition to possible beads/hats (I'll have to look into it), I may have a large battery-powered CD-playing GhettoBlaster which also has a tape deck (for iPod attachment super potential).  And you can drive my car around the track if you want, it's not "nifty" but it does kinda look like a suppository...

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

I have #3 for you... I do believe it's a good 25-30lbs of beads, truly from Bourbon street, NOT party city and the like, including some that are VERY specific to past New Orleans special events..

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

The get out of jail free passes get handed out first come, first serve.

Meaning that if you bring us killer mardi gras hats and the other team hands us mardi gras hats first, you get nothing.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

Judge Jonny wrote:

The get out of jail free passes get handed out first come, first serve.

Meaning that if you bring us killer mardi gras hats and the other team hands us mardi gras hats first, you get nothing.

I'm not even racing.  I guess that means I'll bring it all and refuse access until no one shows up with a headdress quite spiffy enough or someone shows up with a clock radio running off a backup 9-volt, and then barter with the judges for bribealicious moonshine.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

We have a 200qrt Icechest Radio that runs off some car batterys  kinda bulky But Defineatly gets the job done!!!! Ill bring it just in case..

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Judge Jonny wrote:
btp76 wrote:

I found beads!  Get outta jail free, here I come.

Yeah, but how many beads?

Dozens and dozens.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

We could also use a bullhorn. A seriously loud bullhorn.

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A strolling player wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

The get out of jail free passes get handed out first come, first serve.

Meaning that if you bring us killer mardi gras hats and the other team hands us mardi gras hats first, you get nothing.

I'm not even racing.  I guess that means I'll bring it all and refuse access until no one shows up with a headdress quite spiffy enough or someone shows up with a clock radio running off a backup 9-volt, and then barter with the judges for bribealicious moonshine.

oooh -- not even racing -- better.

This means no cheatin' racers get a get out of jail free pass -- I like that.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Judge Jonny wrote:
btp76 wrote:

I found beads!  Get outta jail free, here I come.

Yeah, but how many beads?

17.2 lbs of them.  in a genuine "mardi gras headquarters" bag.  all from bourbon street.  includes miscellaneous trinkets - true mardi gras collectibles!



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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

Get there early...

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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SRSBSNS wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
btp76 wrote:

I found beads!  Get outta jail free, here I come.

Yeah, but how many beads?

17.2 lbs of them.  in a genuine "mardi gras headquarters" bag.  all from bourbon street.  includes miscellaneous trinkets - true mardi gras collectibles!

I either have half or ten times that.  Not sure.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

I also have a few dozen small blocks of cedar (typically about 6"x1"x1").  For what it's worth.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

So, I semi-appreciate 3/5ths of this crap, but are we getting Judicial Mardi Gras headpieces/hats or what?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Masks/images/blacksilver_headpiece.jpg

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"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Judge Jonny wrote:

So, I semi-appreciate 3/5ths of this crap, but are we getting Judicial Mardi Gras headpieces/hats or what?

Hold your horses, baby.  I have to visit my parents to see if they have anything lying around.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

1 and 3 are good.  2 looks superfreaky.

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Re: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team

btp76 wrote:

1 and 3 are good.  2 looks superfreaky.

totally disagree

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