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Topic: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

Annual CMP Over/Under 2L Challenge is on!
Now with Poke-and-Go Class!!


Because cancer sucks. Because you need a POS trophy on your wife's mantle to justify racing your POS. Because you have a Lincoln burning a hole in your crappy work shorts. Because you don't need a reason to throw away yet more money in the name of this beloved/terrible/glorious/frustrating grandiosity that gives new meaning to masochism. For all these and more, the good people at Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation (ALSF) are asking for your help in their fight to kick cancer's ass.

Rules are drop-dead simple, for idiots such as myself: For a $5 donation to ALSF your car gets entered into one of two races-within-the-race at CMP. If your POS is powered by anything smaller than 2.0 litres, you are classified as a Buzz Bomb; 2.0 litres and above, and you are in the Cruise Missile class. Whoever finishes Sunday at the top of their Over/Under class (most laps turned) wins one of two Scepters of Suck (trophies currently being welded together by Peter at Hong Norrth), a bottle of something interesting I'm experimenting with, and the gratitude of every kid in the country currently putting up the fight of their lives against a disease that has no f**king right.

Bonus class!! There will be a separate trophy and prize for the Poke-and-Go Class, given to whichever Pokemon-themed crapcan finishes more laps than the other Pikachuijuamon or whatever the hell they're called. There has to be at least two teams prepared to mock this ridiculous example of 15 minute pop culture absurdity, right? I guess this qualifies as a lure...or something?

So, since your car probably has ZERO chance at winning this thing overall on laps, why not enter our race-within-a-race and give your team some legit raison d'etre for a $5 pittance?

If this sounds like your shot of whiskey, sign up here by posting to this thread with the following info:
1) Team name
2) car make and number
3) over or under 2L
4) contact person for your team that I can shake down for $5

Me (Brandt) and Kyle from Mock Grass will trade decals (new designs this year!) for $5 at the block party on Friday. We will also try to separate recalcitrant team principals from their $5 after BS, when everyone is three drinks in, utilizing the time-tested techniques of guilt and sophistry.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

Five bucks? Sign me up!
1) Escape Velocity Racing
2) 1964 Dodge Dart
3) Over, although you wouldn't guess by our speed level.
4) Frank. The tall, goofy-looking dude with a goatee who is currently trying to get you to drink cheap whiskey straight from the bottle.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) Knoxvegas Lowballers
2) Geo Metro with a giant green wing #53
     Hooptiecorn 65 Constang? Mustour? Whatever you want to call it #54
     Dual-Engine MPV #55 (do we get an entry for each engine?)
3) Overx3
4) Contact Jordi (The blonde idiot wearing leather and heels during the parade) and I'll make Gary pay you!

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4 Reply by revvhappy (edited by revvhappy 2016-08-29 04:35 PM)

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) Hong Norrth Supra [Grumpy Butt]
2) 1984 Toyota Supra
3) Over
4) Peter

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     6th place: 2015 Autobahn 24 hour
     2nd place: 2014 CMP Fall : 17th place: 2014 CMP Southern Discomfort Spring

5 Reply by GoFastEnthusiast (edited by GoFastEnthusiast 2016-08-30 09:25 AM)

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) For Parts Only
2) 1986 VW Golf. #111  Orange. With Tiger stripes. You cannot miss it.
3) 1984cc, so just barely under the 2 liter mark.
4) Josh or pretty much anybody else you see hanging out around our car.

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6 Reply by thekingcrab (edited by thekingcrab 2016-08-30 11:44 AM)

  • From: Beaufort SC
  • Registered: 2013-01-23
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) Bros With Hose
2) 95 Honda Civic (G.I. Jose) #343
3) Under 2L
4) Kyle or anyone around the car

We may re-theme to "compete" for the other trophy

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1. Diplomatic Immunity
2. 91 Mercedes 190E
3. Over 2L
4. Robert, the tall guy attempting to schmooze the judges with a binder full of legitimate looking documents

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

My 67 GTO has a carburetor under 2.0L.

This space for rent.
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

NSF wrote:

My 67 GTO has a carburetor under 2.0L.

Uhh, just barely though.

Honestly, I was really hoping to see another GTO on the entry list, so we could have a Galloping Goat Gala or some shit like that for another class.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

CarburetorIHardlyKnowHer wrote:

4. Robert, the tall guy attempting to schmooze the judges with a binder full of legitimate looking documents

Attempting is the operative term here. The binder generally serves to tell the judges that you ABSOLUTELY are cheating. Your sled has a pedigree, tho. The Spiders are wicked quick in their 190.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

SpaceFrank wrote:

4) Frank. The tall, goofy-looking dude with a goatee who is currently trying to get you to drink cheap whiskey straight from the bottle.

Don't you threaten me with a good time, mister.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) Super Westerfield Bros.
2) Acura Integra #411
3) 2.0L (above)
4) Vincent

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13 Reply by steve (edited by steve 2016-08-30 08:38 AM)

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  • Registered: 2010-09-12
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

Boondoggle Racing
Miata
5.7 L of domination
No wait 1.8 now I'm sad again
#78
Steve

2010, 26th @ CMP, 2011, 10th & 5th at CMP, 2012? (MIA), 2013 Spring CMP, 53rd, 2013 Fall CMP 44th, 2014 Barber 14th, 2014 CMP 46th, 2015 CMP 57th, 2015 CMP 80th, 2016 CMP 16th, 3rd in B class, Winner Judges choice, and First car under 2.0 liter Alex's lemon aide stand winner. 2017 WRL, Road Atlanta 43rd, 2017 NCM 9th O/A , 1st in B class, 2018 CMP 13th O/A 3rd in Class B
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  • Registered: 2010-10-21
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1 Dahlinboysracing
2 Fireball Integra 410
3 1.8 under
4 Anyone, but if you can get it from Mat or Jake, I'll match it

Fritz

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

ViridianVixen wrote:

1) Knoxvegas Lowballers
2) Geo Metro,
     Hooptiecorn 65 Constang?
     Dual-Engine MPV #55 (do we get an entry for each engine?)!

Looks like four entries to me... Lowballers always bring it!!

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

Awww, Steve. It's not too late for the LS swap, is it??

wink

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17 Reply by steve (edited by steve 2016-08-30 11:15 AM)

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

doctordel wrote:

Awww, Steve. It's not too late for the LS swap, is it??

wink

  You say that, and yet in my tow yard sits a 98 SS Camaro with an LS engine in it  Hmmmmmmmm

BTW I can't wait for the block party this car I'm building is going to be awesome. It may not get out of it's own way but it will look amazing. Remember when you see it I own a body shop smile

2010, 26th @ CMP, 2011, 10th & 5th at CMP, 2012? (MIA), 2013 Spring CMP, 53rd, 2013 Fall CMP 44th, 2014 Barber 14th, 2014 CMP 46th, 2015 CMP 57th, 2015 CMP 80th, 2016 CMP 16th, 3rd in B class, Winner Judges choice, and First car under 2.0 liter Alex's lemon aide stand winner. 2017 WRL, Road Atlanta 43rd, 2017 NCM 9th O/A , 1st in B class, 2018 CMP 13th O/A 3rd in Class B
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) Terminally Confused
2) Honda DelSol, 571
3) 1.8L
4) Craig, or anyone else in a black klit...

Apparently my name is really "Craigers".  Who knew?
We might be yellow, but at least we are slow
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

solman244 wrote:

1) Terminally Confused

4) Craig, or anyone else in a black klit...

You, sir, are comped by the organizers. For obvious, pork-related reasons.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1. Fastazz Monza
2. Chevy Monza #423
3.Over  Hear that thirsty V8 power
4. Randy or anyone standing around the car

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

1) HJT Motorsports
2) #98 87 Toyota Supra
3) Over
4) Dave or anyone else at the car

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Done Racing Racing
AMC #6
over
bill, landers or roger poonske

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

Do we have a standard placement for the decal? I'd like to know who we might be racing against, Hahaha us racing now there's a funny thought.

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  • Registered: 2011-12-19
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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

Fairlylame is in.
1) Team Fairlylame
2) '64 Fairlane #64
3) Over
4) Chris, the taller of the fat guys, and the Chris who isn't named Muddy.

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Re: Over/Under 2L Challenge @CMP!

ballpeen wrote:

Fairlylame is in.

4) Chris, the taller of the fat guys, and the Chris who isn't named Muddy.

I think of you more as chummy, Chris!

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