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I saw the track managers phone # while I was cleaning my shop today, im looking for it as soon as I find my pants and go back to work.

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bam2002 wrote:

Yea who can tell us?  Ill go get it.  I have Citroen's here at home..

Awww...  They could keep each other comapny!  Seriously, someone needs to give this car a home.  It has pedigree now.  Far too majestic of a beast to be discarded like it was some old forgotten broken toy...   That kinda brings a tear to my eye.

I am mentally divergent in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life there. When I stop coming here, I will be well...

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I'm still staying in the area till thursday and can give a hand if needed

Now happily part of Speedycop.

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Message machine picked up when I called... no surprise there, I will try again in the morning to see if its fate is already sealed or if there is hope.

Sure wish bam or I would have known sooner.

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i heard the track was going to be empty for a few days. you might as well just drive over and get it.

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Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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John, my shop is 1 block from ABC pick and pull...

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Sebring 6th again -NOLA Chump 1st -PBIR Chump Trans Fail 16th
Daytona 11th - Sebring 6th - Atlanta Motor Speedway 2nd - Road Atlanta Trans Fail 61st-Road Atlanta 5th
Daytona 13th - Charlotte 9th - Sebring 2nd-Charlotte 25th broken brakes - Road Atlanta 14 10th-Daytona 14  58th- Humid TT 19th Judges' Choice!

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About to head out of Florida tomorrow (Tuesday), finally got around to reading this thread full of wonderful support and well-wishes... and just read with much dismay the car was abandoned?!

Had I known this would be its fate, I would have stripped some of the valuable items off of it, like the couple hundred dollars in new suspension spheres and the new water pump, my race seat, etc. I was assured it would be in future Lemons races so I left it as a "turnkey" car. Likewise, I didn't drive it until it threw pieces out of the block so the new owners could move it and have something repairable with a turned crank and new bearings rather than a lump of metal... Had I known it would be left for scrap...

FARG!

For the record, I gave the title to the judges for them to decide who should be a deserving recipient since I could think of no creative way to pass it along. My very original thought was for it to get passed along to successive teams (for free) after every race or two and see where it ends up in a year, but that seemed too optimistic that others would dump money in it to get it prepped to their taste for a future race only to then give it to some other team.

I myself never gave it specifically to the newlyweds and in fact had no knowledge until after the fact: Phil said they were the first to ask the judges for it after the driver's meeting where Jay announced that anyone who was interested could have it, just see the judges. As I understand it, there were 4 or 5 others who also asked them for it later only to be told it was already given to the newlyweds.

Oh and now there's the little problem with it still being titled in my name, the plates are still on it, I have no release of liability for it because it was still attached to the title, and I was to ask Roland to mail it to me once the dust settled. So I imagine should the track officials will hold ME liable for it's removal. nice.

I guess I shouldn't let this little knee to the groin ruin what was otherwise an eventful, fun experience.

Thank you to all of you, like Brandon and crazymike and a host of others who offered support and searched great lengths for viable options to resolve the issues I experienced on the drive. I really wish I could have stopped in Houston to meet all of you who were willing to do whatever it took to get me to FL. Also tremendous thanks to everyone who offered me a place to rest my head, or work on the car whether it was at their townhome or at their full-service garage and race-prep facility.

Another big thanks to everyone who came by and extended either a welcoming hand, helping hand, or both at the track once I arrived. Especially John who was my "crew", Barry for the unobtanium water pump(s), and Ronman for the tools that made the double pump replacement go much more easily.

My biggest appreciation is saved for Pendejo aka Seth-- as I told anyone at the track who would listen, the guy is literally a life-saver. Not only did he give me the tech support and sounding board for when things stopped working right, he also kept me lucid the final few hours into Kissimmee. I should have stopped about 3 hours before Kissimmee, but being so close to my destination made it seem like the worst option imaginable. Seth stayed awake until 4am or so on the west coast to see me through safely.

Oh, well I guess I do have another big thanks and that's to my wife. She not only loosened the reins so I could take this drive, she gave me a ton of support in the days/weeks leading up to my departure. And even tolerated the fact that I did my Christmas shopping for her at 7-Eleven at 2:30 am Christmas morning.


Epilogue:
After the race, we stayed the night in Jupiter and headed back to Kissimmee in hopes of doing Disney as a family. By the time we exited the car in Kissimmee the day after the race, it was pretty clear my Staph infection was returning but in a different part of my arm so I ran to get more antibiotics before I was forced to get another round of IV antibiotics. Didn't matter, though. My wife awoke in the early morning hours with a cyst near her temple that caused her right eye to swell shut-- she looked like she went 12 rounds with Tyson-- so SHE got the IV antibiotics and 7 hours in the ER but somehow convinced them she didn't need to be admitted for a 24 hour observation (as there was some fear that hers may also be MRSA since that's what I've got)... So FINALLY, today, Monday, with the swelling subsiding, vision out of both eyes, and both of us bandaged and our (healthy thankfully) 3 year old leading the way, we got to go to Disney and Epcot as a family.

I hope 2011 continues to get better...

See you all at the track!

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I think Barry Bam2002 is the easiest recipient. At least to store it in his camoflouge of other Citroens, and especially 'cause it has his water pump in it!

As for calling the TM - the track is said to be closed for a week. Dunno what that week means in RL. I wasn't there.

Spank - I'm speaking for the other e-crew members, but de nada... any time.
-- but you *should* call Barry and strike some sort of accord. as noted above and by his post he might be your obi-wan. I'm certain Jay et al didn't mean for it to be left there.

And dudes! don't pillage it! take the whole enchilada and re-bearing it and race it! DUH!

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Barry mentioned before that he'd part it out. But that was before the race.

Heck, I might consider having it shipped back to me so I could do the other 2 things I had planned for it.

Turbocharge it (it's only got something like 7:1 compression) and shorten it ala rally cars of that era:

http://www.citroenet.org.uk/passenger-cars/michelin/ds/images/ricou3.jpg

http://www.citroenet.org.uk/passenger-cars/michelin/ds/images/dcoupe2.jpg

http://www.citroenet.org.uk/passenger-cars/michelin/ds/images/dcoupe5.jpg

http://www.citroenet.org.uk/passenger-cars/michelin/ds/coupes/001.jpg

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Eyesore posted some photos showing it out in the unsecured parking lot.  Hopefully, no "unfriendlies" will find it before it gets picked up.  I can't imagine anyone taking it, but I could see kids vandalizing it.  (or perhaps just walking on by since it already looks vandalized?)

Glad to hear that you finally got the fam to see the Mouse, Spank!

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Its in the unsecured lot?!? I am on my way to do a recon right now.  Tuesday 8ish am EST

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Sebring 6th again -NOLA Chump 1st -PBIR Chump Trans Fail 16th
Daytona 11th - Sebring 6th - Atlanta Motor Speedway 2nd - Road Atlanta Trans Fail 61st-Road Atlanta 5th
Daytona 13th - Charlotte 9th - Sebring 2nd-Charlotte 25th broken brakes - Road Atlanta 14 10th-Daytona 14  58th- Humid TT 19th Judges' Choice!

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It distresses me to report it was there up till sometime yesterday, if only this info had been discerned at a faster pace....

Eyesore will be pleased to know I found their car safe and sound.

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Daytona 13th - Charlotte 9th - Sebring 2nd-Charlotte 25th broken brakes - Road Atlanta 14 10th-Daytona 14  58th- Humid TT 19th Judges' Choice!

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Team Infinniti wrote:

It distresses me to report it was there up till sometime yesterday, if only this info had been discerned at a faster pace....

Eyesore will be pleased to know I found their car safe and sound.

why would someone take an inoperative Citroen, but not a Miata with instructions on how to start it, packed with spare parts?

Something aint right. I have a feeling someone associated with Lemons picked up the sChitroen. We may not have heard the last of this car.

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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I talked to grounds staff and they say it was not towed by them or their towing company, someone nabbed it sometime after 12 noon monday. This is my final first hand report on this matter, I am leaving the parking lot now.

The miata is in a secured area the citron was not.

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Daytona 13th - Charlotte 9th - Sebring 2nd-Charlotte 25th broken brakes - Road Atlanta 14 10th-Daytona 14  58th- Humid TT 19th Judges' Choice!

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and thus was born "Drive it like you stole it (because you did) racing team"

One day, Mister ffffffffffffffffox!

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Dammit! Had I read this yesterday, it would be mine. For $0 value, I can think of about 40 engine swaps I would like to do to this thing.

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Crab Spirits wrote:

Dammit! Had I read this yesterday, it would be mine. For $0 value, I can think of about 40 engine swaps I would like to do to this thing.

See, *this* is the good -and- bad about being located at the end of the BABE route...and also why we worked so hard to get a finish line located a few blocks from my house. Sadly, the Duetches Haus will be falling to the wrecking ball to make way for an "LSU Learning Hospital Parking Lot" later this year.

Damn shame about the sChIT(ROËN) getting left in the cold like that, but I can understand. Hopefully it goes to a good home, and not to the scrappers.

-=Tom

-=HFC Tom

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Hey Spank.
I guess the parting out ment more of Unracing it and making it s street car..  with a cage maybe.. or a rat rod.
I dont feel its a good race car but could be a cool rally car..

Any way. I can go get it this week. If some one lets me know its there.
Or I can hold it here . I have an acre.. and when you can find some cheap shipping we can get it sent back out to you.

I am open to options.

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I went to recon/pick it up this morning and found out someone nabbed it around noon monday.. If we only knew sooner....

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We need to at least find out who has it.  I hope a Lemons team has it and not some local scrap dealer with a trailer.  sad

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Somebody should get the word out to local scrap places and police that the car is stolen.  It's quite distinctive looking, and there are many pictures of it.

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I hope it found a good home, whether it is to get raced again or not.

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If a signed title was left in the car, it's hard to claim it as "stolen".

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You may have a point there...

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someone tell Jalopnik.
they will post the APB

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John