Topic: Jailed over Duff Beer Lemons car.
This is the Lemons car:
We drive the car to/from events, and around town when we want to pick up chicks, so I keep it registered, which in NC requires an annual state inspection. I took the car for the state inspection, and the guy failed it basically without looking at it. Plus he failed it for stuff like not having an EGR valve, which the car didn't come with in the first place, as well as for not having stuff that it actually had. The car is street-legal and will pass an inspection. So I took it down the street to another place and the guy just shook his head and laughed, but he passed it. Apparently going to two places within an hour or two and passing at the second one trips some kind of alert at the DMV, because police officers and inspectors came to my house and inspected the car (it passed) and questioned me about what happened. I told them and they seemed skeptical, inquiring about me possibly bribing the second inspector. Ever the politician, I made it clear that they should be going after the first inspector if they had any integrity, intelligence, or even basic competence at their jobs. Several days later police cars pulled up in front of my house and I was arrested for "felony solicitation of a state vehicle inspection" and taken to jail. My wife wasn't home, so they let me take the kids to the neighbors and everyone in the neighborhood got to watch Daddy get cuffed and put in the back of a police car. My daughter was just full of questions for me, and now my neighbors love me even more than they did before, with my collection of junker Civics in the driveway. Jail promptly kicked me out, apparently I wasn't a serious enough criminal for them. They said if I had some priors then they might have let me stay, but apparently felony solicitation of an inspection gets you no street cred in the Wake County detention system. $2700 worth of lawyer fees later (I have a security clearance that will not handle a felony conviction, so I hired a good lawyer) and all charges have been dropped, but my wife is still really pissed off at me about the whole thing and asking why I can't just chase younger women like other guys do for their mid-life crisis.