Topic: Braving the wrath of the Porsche 944 Jihad
I have chosen the Porsche 924/944 as the subject for this week's Good/Bad LeMons Idea at Car and Driver. Every time I see a new LeMons team with a 924 or 944, I think to myself: "Keep an eye on these guys, because you might get a good Heroic Fix or I Got Screwed story out of them." This makes LeMons Porsches very good and very bad ideas.
So, now I'll probably have to change my identity and go into hiding, because the Porsche 944 Jihad will be issuing a fatwa on me for disrespecting The Greatest Car Ever Built. As we all know, 50/50 weight balance is the key to winning endurance races.