Topic: what does it take to be a driver?

just curius incase i ever get a chance:P

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Money, time, and a minor case of mental retardation.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Fishah wrote:

Money, time, and a minor case of mental retardation.

Any combination of those is good. Finding friends/teammates that will put up with your crap is also beneficial.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

More time and money than sense.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

$50 and a current drivers license

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Grain alcohol in vast quantities in your formative years.

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Access to safety gear (can be rented).

Peruse the rule book for more specific info.

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Fishah wrote:

Money, time, and a minor case of mental retardation.

I have a little of all three of those.  Too little money, too little time.  Probably the one thing I've been gifted with generously is the mental impairment.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

I put this together last year when we attempted to field two cars at MSR.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

bacon. you can over come immense levels of mental deficiency with enough bacon.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Are you a masochist? You are?! Excellent...

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

tSoG wrote:

bacon. you can over come immense levels of mental deficiency with enough bacon.

If you don't have enough bacon, beer is a good substitute. Be careful of combining the two at the same time.

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13 (edited by Dimsun Racing 2014-07-24 08:53 AM)

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

EthanOfDodge wrote:

what does it take to be a driver?
just curius in case i ever get a chance:P

Seat time.

Starting with go-karts. It helps to learn how to recover from a slide (the back end coming around)

track days, preferably in the type car you are going to be driving. Like FWD or RWD. This can be instructor led or not. Instructor led costs more and sometimes you can find a team that has an instructor level driver on it so you don't have to pay more like you would with a driving school type track day.

Now if you are asking what does it take to be a competitive driver, that's another question.

14 (edited by yodogg 2014-07-24 10:36 AM)

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Bare minimum, one quasi functional limb, one eye capable of at least making out general shapes, and enough neurons to coordinate between the two.

Everything after that is gravy.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, graaaaaaaaavyyyyyyyyy.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Money!   If you have money, most teams will overlook a lot of faults!  That can be said in just about every hobby!

If you don't have money, a willingness to pitch in to help and always be there for the team, will go a long way.

Being a certified master mechanic is a plus!

If you can drive like Michael Schumacher, teams will search you out.

Retardation?......well, I guess a little of that may be required too!

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Short answer: $50 and a current driver's license.

More satisfying answer: do everyone--including yourself--a favor and get some track time in first. Instructor in the right seat to beat dumb habits out of you and all.

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

CaptainCardigan wrote:

Are you a masochist? You are?! Excellent...

no no, you don't need to be a masochist to drive. You have to be a masochist to want to own the race car/team.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

TheEngineer wrote:
CaptainCardigan wrote:

Are you a masochist? You are?! Excellent...

no no, you don't need to be a masochist to drive. You have to be a masochist to want to own the race car/team.

Quoted for painful truth.

19 (edited by rodknox2 2014-07-25 10:15 AM)

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

Ok, Ok...you say you might want to drive in a Lemons race...do you have the right stuff?  Let's see if you fit in...

Imagine this...You're in the Bullitt movie driving the Mustang chasing the Charger.  Only in our movie, the Charger is the Cheater.  You guys are haulin' ass.  The Cheater is fast and it's all you can do to keep up.  On the straight you guys are doing over 120 when suddenly you pass some little silver thing doing about 45-50.  You go by it so fast you can't tell wtf it was.  Now you go into corner and the Cheater is gone but the Queen Mary is directly in your path with brakes blazing.  After getting past, you pass a submarine then a wooden boat...wtf, again...is this a regatta or a car race?  Now on to catching that Cheater but there is some rusted out 1950ish thingy cloggin' up things.  Back on to the straight, the Cheater is gone but there is something in your mirrors that wants by.  It passes you and you still can't tell what it is because every panel is dented.  It might be an Alpha.  After that, you fly around a corner only to find that everybody has come to a complete stop.  And then things clear out and you do it all over again.

If any of the above appeals to you and you have $50 and a DL...welcome aboard.

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

rodknox2 wrote:

...is this a regatta or a car race? 

...welcome aboard.

Edited for brevity.

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

edchap13 wrote:
rodknox2 wrote:

...wtf

...welcome aboard.

Edited for brevity.

Was still too long.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

stimpyvan wrote:
edcahp 13 wrote:
rodknox2 wrote:

...wtf

Edited for brevity.

Was still too long.

 

Condensed to get to the core of the matter.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

SpaceFrank wrote:

I put this together last year when we attempted to field two cars at MSR.

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This made me laugh.  Often people ask what it takes to field a Lemons team.  I shall print this out for them.  It is truth.

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Re: what does it take to be a driver?

did someone say bacon gravy????

Re: what does it take to be a driver?

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