1 Topic by rlchv70 (edited by rlchv70 2015-02-21 12:26 PM)

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Topic: Build the worst car ever

Some posted this on another site. Thought we could probably do better.

http://i.imgur.com/I0noyq6.png

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Re: Build the worst car ever

Yugo.  That's all.

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Re: Build the worst car ever

Jonathan wrote:

Yugo.  That's all.

Aspire automatic...that's it.

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Re: Build the worst car ever

OnkelUdo wrote:

Aspire automatic...that's it.

It aspires to be a car?

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Re: Build the worst car ever

That's the exact written description of the 2003-09, 3 door Recallmobile. It was produced in a now closed auto assembly facility in Huntsville, Alabama. That site is now on the EPA superfund  list.  It's true, I read about it on the internet.
In addition, I saw a craigs list post of a 2005 low mileage, running, clear title, brown one for only $789. Somebody should buy it and make a race car .

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Re: Build the worst car ever

Needs more swing axle rear suspension.

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Re: Build the worst car ever

For racing?

Easy!

K-Car.

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8 Reply by SlowMotionFire (edited by SlowMotionFire 2015-03-03 08:14 PM)

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They forgot GM's unsleeved aluminum-alloy cylinder block, Ford's composite modular intake, and an electric push button parking brake.

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Re: Build the worst car ever

The paint from the roof of a 90s ram van

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Re: Build the worst car ever

FPRbuzz wrote:

The paint from the roof of a 90s ram van

Or white Chevy (insert generic sedan or coupe) from the same era.  Those came off in sheets.

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Re: Build the worst car ever

Add "hot-v" turbo with a Soviet RBMK reactor inspired cooling system built by TEPCO.

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There are two sides to this, component quality and assembly quality.

1-Components. To the ones already listed can I add a Lucas wiring loom, please? Or some damp, rat-chewed string, it has the same electrical properties.

2-Assembly. I want the world's most inept, lazy, ill educated monkey to throw it all together. I pick any employee from the now closed-down Renault Brussels factory. Not one single fault-free car ever left that dismal sh1t-hole.

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Re: Build the worst car ever

Those Rolls-Royce brake servos better be pushing fluid to some inboard discs.

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14 Reply by jpenta13 (edited by jpenta13 2015-03-10 08:10 AM)

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Re: Build the worst car ever

And don't forget the all important condition:

Owned by a little old lady who just drove it to the grocery store and church on the weekends. Average of 1500 miles per year.

Boom. Say goodbye to those rubber hoses and seals, and say hello to sludge.

It's like a siren . . . you want it, and it seems like it should be in great shape, but it only wants to drown you.