Topic: Why my wife rules

Sewed my patches on my helmet bag for me.

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2 (edited by CowDriver 2015-08-02 07:53 PM)

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Mine bought me a HANS and paid to have my belts re-webbed.
She sewed my patches on my suit.
Best of all, she does not complain when I spend money I don't have on racing.

Her only requirement is that I keep the Super Snipe under a cover in the driveway.
That is, unless potential buyers come to look at the vacant lot next door -- then I'm
supposed to uncover it and start working.   smile

Next?

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3 (edited by Spank 2015-08-03 07:20 AM)

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4 (edited by mechimike 2015-08-03 08:18 AM)

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Went out for ice cream last night, in her '68 Camaro.  Sitting at a light, a new Camaro pulled up next to us.  Light turns green, both cars roll forward for about a 1/2 a second, then all of a sudden she TROMPS on the loud pedal.  I was totally not expecting it.  She pulls on the new Camaro for about 1/8 mile, then lets off.  I'm sitting there laughing my ass off, and she's smiling ear-to-ear.

The new Camaro didn't have a baby asleep in a car seat in the back, either.  :-)

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5 (edited by rodknox2 2015-08-03 01:03 PM)

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Over the years, the little Missus has given me lots tools (bless her heart) for my addiction... from Snap-On wrenches, sockets, ratchets, creepers, rolling stools to a Hypertherm plasma cutter.  But the coolest thing was this...Irwin Tools 117 Piece Machine Screw/Fractional/Metric Tap and Hex Die Set with Drill Bit Set...it has saved my bum many, many times.

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Winner winner chicken dinner! I hit the freakin lottery when I met my wife! Good looker, takes care of herself, doesn't age, great sense of humor, smart and witty, pretty much lets me do what I want, hunt , fish race, camp ,etc. My only complaint is that she doesn't come to the races with me.

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7 (edited by chaase 2015-08-03 01:23 PM)

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rodknox2 wrote:

Over the years, the little Missus has given me lots tools (bless her heart) for my addiction... from Snap-On wrenches, sockets, ratchets, creepers, rolling stools to a Hypertherm plasma cutter.  But the coolest thing was this...Irwin Tools 117 Piece Machine Screw/Fractional/Metric Tap and Hex Die Set with Drill Bit Set...it has saved my bum many, many times.

My wife comes to the races when she can. She didn't think she would like it but ended up having a good time and helping out. She also tolerates the expenses well. She didn't complain that I just spent $350 on a Milwaukee 18v electric impact wrench. I get tired/too old for muscling on and off lug nuts and this thing looks like a beast.

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8 (edited by CPT_Trans_Continental 2015-08-03 02:07 PM)

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Wife is our fifth, she drove the truck and trailer back from Cabo when we did the 1000, she did not divorce me when I drained our bank account on my '51 Chevy P/U, she bought me a garage bigger than her house, she thinks I am funny and hot (totally not). We will see if this story has a happy ending after I pick up another Corvair tonight. YEAH I SAID ANOTHER CORVAIR. Game, set, match.

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9 (edited by racerxr 2015-08-03 04:55 PM)

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I really dig the patches on the helmet bag.  That was brilliant.

I'll take advantage of this thread to give my wife some mad props too.

My wife single-handedly painted our race car.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/racerxr650r/2014-09-28%2015.46.59_zpscg0ftzkd.jpg

She has attended all our races.  She is the team manager.  She has checklists for everything.  And, she is in charge of theme costumes and bribes.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/racerxr650r/050-UG-North_Dallas_Hooptie_2013_zpsvw7vns92.jpg

She even bakes many of the bribes herself.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/racerxr650r/img_0531_std%201_zpst4yqto2x.jpg

She has covered more than her share of time as radio crew chief each race weekend.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/racerxr650r/IMG_3005_zpslhppmltv.jpg

She is part of the crew in the paddock and the hot pit.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/racerxr650r/2014-02-28%2015.21.52_zpsr0bzkmjl.jpg

Oh yeah and she is one of our fast drivers, often pulling the longest stint of the weekend.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/racerxr650r/418%20-%20UG%20-%2024%20Hours%20of%20LeMons%20MSR%202013_zpsowzn5oic.jpg

But, she will not drive the truck with the trailer hooked up, she bought a nice Craftsman impact wrench, but she put it in her own track tool box for HPDE weekends, and she had a nice set of Craftsman tools with her name engraved when we met, so she gives me a hard time when she finds them in my tool box :-(

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Re: Why my wife rules

Dave wrote:

My only complaint is that she doesn't come to the races with me.

My wife also has no interest in coming to the track or participating in any race activities.
But that's OK, since I have no interest in going to her sock knitting conventions.   (Honest,
they are real!)

The one time she came to a track (Thunderhill) was when she was on her way home from
one of the aforementioned conventions, and only had to take a six mile detour from the
freeway to the track.   It was Friday -- a perfect time to show her around and introduce her
to my friends.   But as night fell, she was upset by some of the drunken antics, so she
left and continued home.   To this day, that is her reason for not going to a track.

Since she supports my Lemons activities in so many other ways, I count myself very
lucky to have her.

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11 (edited by CPT_Trans_Continental 2015-08-04 08:13 AM)

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Update on my marriage: came home with the Monza, wait first back story. Car is 1964 Chevy Corvair Monza, car was owned by seller's father, car was restored for seller's daughter in 1995. Daughter did not like driving the car and it was parked under a pine tree. Fast forward 20 years and you find a rusted out hunk with new interior and nice looking Rochesters. Even the headliner is nice!

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I felt bad about turning our first Corvair into a race car, because I thought it might be restorable, now I feel even worse because the second Corvair was really nice and was restorable (in the late 90's).

Well back to my marriage, wife came out of the house to greet us (she never does that), her first comment was "Where is that going?", replied "xxxxxxxx's house" (misdirection), gave her a kiss and told her I loved her. Her response: "I know." I KNOW, she said I KNOW, she pulled the Han Solo and said I KNOW. She made me lunch this morning and put Hello Kitty fruit snacks in it, all's good.

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Re: Why my wife rules

racerxr wrote:

I really dig the patches on the helmet bag.  That was brilliant.


I am still a newb at this Lemons thing, but I already have three patches. I wanted to do something with them, but in Texas we just don't wear jackets that often. I thought putting them on the helmet bag was a good place.

Re: Why my wife rules

Dave wrote:

pretty much lets me do what I want, hunt , fish race, camp ,etc.

I've been trying to get into fish racing. Do you have any advice?

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ICAustinMiniMan wrote:
Dave wrote:

pretty much lets me do what I want, hunt , fish race, camp ,etc.

I've been trying to get into fish racing. Do you have any advice?

Cast around for one of their schools.

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Re: Why my wife rules

Burdizzo wrote:
racerxr wrote:

I really dig the patches on the helmet bag.  That was brilliant.


I am still a newb at this Lemons thing, but I already have three patches. I wanted to do something with them, but in Texas we just don't wear jackets that often. I thought putting them on the helmet bag was a good place.

Helmet bag, Gear Bag, Sewn Directly to the couch. All good choices.

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Re: Why my wife rules

mharrell wrote:
ICAustinMiniMan wrote:
Dave wrote:

pretty much lets me do what I want, hunt , fish race, camp ,etc.

I've been trying to get into fish racing. Do you have any advice?

Cast around for one of their schools.


Don't flounder around here waiting for good advice.....

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17 (edited by Dave 2015-08-04 04:32 PM)

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ICAustinMiniMan wrote:
Dave wrote:

pretty much lets me do what I want, hunt , fish race, camp ,etc.

I've been trying to get into fish racing. Do you have any advice?

Ha I know , commas mean a lot.
Example;
Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!   big_smile

It Ain't My Fault

18 (edited by Hamsa9 2015-08-04 07:24 PM)

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Some of you know Giesela, some know that I lured her with chocolates and cosmetics, then tricked her into marrying me.  She truly is my better half, and not only allows most of my stupid antics, but supports them.

She doesn' "allow" Lemons, she is part of it!


I'll just leave these here...

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/Giesela%20Alpheis-Linsky%202013%20-2_zpsw0dyeen2.jpg


http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/IMG_2533_zps7gfodien.jpg


http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/IMG_2854_zpscmo41uva.jpg


http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/IMG_0338_zpsy8vqrv7t.jpg


http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/IMG_2839_zps9ougci1a.jpg


http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/IMAG0398_zps6a5cb036.jpg


http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/2014-05-11_09-02-54_563_zpsjrbzkmlc.jpg

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His nerves of metal and his blood oil.
The clutch curses, but the gears obey,
His least bidding, and lo, he's away.

Re: Why my wife rules

Hamsa9 wrote:

Some of you know Giesela, some know that I lured her with chocolates and cosmetics, then tricked her into marrying me.  She truly is my better half, and not only allows most of my stupid antics, but supports them.

She doesn' "allow" Lemons, she is part of it!


I'll just leave these here...

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/Hamsa9pics/IMG_2854_zpscmo41uva.jpg

Is it OK that I am a little in love with her now...being a bald,old fat man with too many dogs?

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OnkelUdo wrote:
Hamsa9 wrote:

Some of you know Giesela, some know that I lured her with chocolates and cosmetics, then tricked her into marrying me.  She truly is my better half, and not only allows most of my stupid antics, but supports them.

She doesn' "allow" Lemons, she is part of it!


I'll just leave these here...

Is it OK that I am a little in love with her now...being a bald,old fat man with too many dogs?

Yes it's okay.  I realize how amazing she is and how lucky I am.  Even more awesome is thatt we get to raise our daughter in this amazing world and she will grow up with mom racing cars, flying and jumping out of planes, getting her masters, etc.

Hamsa

He's a new man now, part of the machine,
His nerves of metal and his blood oil.
The clutch curses, but the gears obey,
His least bidding, and lo, he's away.

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Yup... can confirm. Am lucky. Gorgeous, loves Lemons, drives, getting her PhD, has worked for NASA and Michelin... she's alright.

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...And she tolerates non-racing team antics.

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22 (edited by derekste 2015-08-05 08:04 AM)

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ICAustinMiniMan wrote:

Yup... can confirm. Am lucky. Gorgeous, loves Lemons, drives, getting her PhD, has worked for NASA and Michelin...

http://jezebel.com/more-women-are-marry … 1522117918
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/20 … -husbands/

not trying to imply anything.... my wife has more degrees than me. ride the wave!

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23 (edited by ICAustinMiniMan 2015-08-05 10:30 AM)

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derekste wrote:
ICAustinMiniMan wrote:

Yup... can confirm. Am lucky. Gorgeous, loves Lemons, drives, getting her PhD, has worked for NASA and Michelin...

http://jezebel.com/more-women-are-marry … 1522117918
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/20 … -husbands/

not trying to imply anything.... my wife has more degrees than me. ride the wave!


Hence my getting the least impressive degree posssible. Don't want to overshoot my targets. Haha.

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Humidi TT: DOMINATION. Barber 2015: "Least Southern Pickup Truck"

24 (edited by chaase 2015-08-05 11:30 AM)

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derekste wrote:
ICAustinMiniMan wrote:

Yup... can confirm. Am lucky. Gorgeous, loves Lemons, drives, getting her PhD, has worked for NASA and Michelin...

http://jezebel.com/more-women-are-marry … 1522117918
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/20 … -husbands/

not trying to imply anything.... my wife has more degrees than me. ride the wave!

My wife has a BA in Math and an MBA in Accounting. I just have a lowly BS in Computer Engineering

1992 Saturn SL2 (retired) - Elmo's Revenge -  Class B winner, Heroic Fix winner x2
1969 Rover P6B 3500S(sold) - Super G-Rover - I.O.E Winner, Class C Winner
1996 Saturn SW2 - Elmo's Revenge (reborn!), Saturn SL1  Dazzleshipm Class C x2 and IOE winner
1974 AMC Javelin - Oscar's Trash heap - IOE,”Organizer's Choice" and "I got Screwed" award winner

Re: Why my wife rules

chaase wrote:
derekste wrote:
ICAustinMiniMan wrote:

Yup... can confirm. Am lucky. Gorgeous, loves Lemons, drives, getting her PhD, has worked for NASA and Michelin...

http://jezebel.com/more-women-are-marry … 1522117918
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/20 … -husbands/

not trying to imply anything.... my wife has more degrees than me. ride the wave!

My wife has a BA in Match and an MBA in Accounting. I just have a lowly BS in Computer Engineering

My wife and I both have Computer Science degrees.  She is now a Program Manager and I am still just a lowly Software Engineer/"Automation Specialist".  I guess that makes her the boss :-)

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