Re: so the police want to tow my lemon out of my driveway...
The best neighbors are no neighbors.
Here in Nor Cal country we call it 'yard art'. I have a broke down 1960's something Case 580 backhoe, a AMC Spirit, Pinto, Maxda 626, RX2, VW bug, and a Cortina. I had a broke down John Deere 1010 dozer but some fool...ummm, strike that...I mean some great guy bought it for $1K.
I can't see any neighbors and visa versa.
My wife and I refer to such a place as having "Rural Sensibilities".
When we talk about a "gated community", we mean a gate with barbed wire.
We were delighted when we tracked down a distant family relation in Kentucky.
His property was not only properly "gated", but had an old falling-down blacksmith's
shop, multiple steam traction engines (including a Case 60HP), and more old
vehicles than you could shake a stick at.
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