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That would suck for the teams that got the 1000 lap penalties.

--Rob Leone Schumacher Taxi Service
We won the IOE at Southern Discomfort.
We got screwed at The Real Hoopties of New Jersey  and we took cars down with us.
We got the curse at Capitol Offense but they wouldn't let us destroy the car.

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professional.dreamer wrote:

Most raced in history?  Dumb statement.  Really dumb.  How much "history" in racing do you have?  Ever hear (blahblahblah) Saab (Blahblahblah)

I have to fully agree with John on this one.  Saab's are teh most winnenenst cars in motorsports :-)  I don't know why everyone doesn't race one.

-m

Team Boxwrench Garage #916 - The OG Saab Team

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SAAB's are like Fat chicks or Mopeds they're fun to ride on til people see you with them.

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fabtoys wrote:

SAAB's are like Fat chicks or Mopeds they're fun to ride on til people see you with them.

No SAABs are like meth addicted strippers, fun for a few hard rides, unreliable, dangerous, and may give you crabs

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Now just another cock with a Porsche
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fabtoys wrote:

SAAB's are like Fat chicks or Mopeds they're fun to ride on til people see you with them.

Bah.. my DD is an 01 9-5 SE with the weird asymmetrical V6 turbo.

I love it  smile

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FreeRange wrote:
fabtoys wrote:

SAAB's are like Fat chicks or Mopeds they're fun to ride on til people see you with them.

Bah.. my DD is an 01 9-5 SE with the weird asymmetrical V6 turbo.

I love it  smile

That a SAAB that went on a diet that used to be a fat chick!!!

the fat girl inside  (breakfast Club)

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I can't talk any smack here. Out of my 4 Lemons driving stints, my team's highest finish (12th) came in a Saab 900.

The Homer: Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.

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But your theme is the best!

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fabtoys wrote:

But your theme is the best!

Totally agreed!  I loved your car at Thill last year

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Someone should get a multiple vagina car and the porcubimmer could chase it .

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fabtoys wrote:

Someone should get a multiple vagina car and the porcubimmer could chase it .

Hmmmm.....

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ecniv wrote:
fabtoys wrote:

Someone should get a multiple vagina car and the porcubimmer could chase it .

Hmmmm.....

A buddy actually suggested we replace the quills with dildos so our theme would be quite literal.

Vince, I just can't see Hank or your father in law driving a cooch car haha

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LTDScott wrote:
ecniv wrote:
fabtoys wrote:

Someone should get a multiple vagina car and the porcubimmer could chase it .

Hmmmm.....

A buddy actually suggested we replace the quills with dildos so our theme would be quite literal.

Vince, I just can't see Hank or your father in law driving a cooch car haha

We'd have to do this to the body so the...uh.... *appendages* would be facing in the proper direction...


http://volocars.com/1986-buick-gnx-fast … -c-849.htm

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Team The Homer

1981 Ford Fairmont Durango

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Put Dildos would be expensive there is always used ones on ebay EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
I think a double front end car would be an awesome car .

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fabtoys wrote:

Put Dildos would be expensive there is always used ones on ebay EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
I think a double front end car would be an awesome car .

I think taking a VW bug and rotating the body 180 degrees would be awesome.  It would look like the bug was flying down the track backwards smile

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fabtoys wrote:

Put Dildos would be expensive there is always used ones on ebay EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

At that point, burning rubber would have two meanings.

Okay, mind out of the gutter.

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That would smell bad

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fabtoys wrote:

That would smell bad

It scares me to think that you would know what it smells like.

How many Dildo's can you fit on that trailer of yours?

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Yea I know what Dildos smell like when burning! 
I used to drive a tow truck and went to pick up a car to get impounded by the police .When I pulled up to the  car the car's trunk was on fire and was full  of pornos and sex toys ,I guess when the cop was looking in the trunk he arced a battery or a flare and caught all the stuff on fire.
I think he didn't want to inventory all those toys .
Considering it was couple that was a combined weight of 600lbs.The guy was like a 125lb .
Just for a visual  for you !!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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fabtoys wrote:

Yea I know what Dildos smell like when burning! 
I used to drive a tow truck and went to pick up a car to get impounded by the police .When I pulled up to the  car the car's trunk was on fire and was full  of pornos and sex toys ,I guess when the cop was looking in the trunk he arced a battery or a flare and caught all the stuff on fire.
I think he didn't want to inventory all those toys .
Considering it was couple that was a combined weight of 600lbs.The guy was like a 125lb .
Just for a visual  for you !!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*throws lunch in trash*

you owe me four bucks...

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As for how many on my trailer, would that be in boxes or palletized. 67' of a space.

I did haul 100,000  baby bottles once it was like 10 6' tall pallets .

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Hey rob sorry about your lunch!

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fabtoys wrote:

As for how many on my trailer, would that be in boxes or palletized. 67' of a space.

I did haul 100,000  baby bottles once it was like 10 6' tall pallets .

It bothers me how quickly you can make the connection between dildos and baby bottles.

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OK, dildos and baby bottles....that's probably enough on this one, ya think?