Our favorite quote, attributable to the Eldest Tunachucker, Rob:
"This can't not be fun."
We made a list of others, about 2 years ago. I doubt we've said anything noteworthy since then. Actually, none of these are particularly noteworthy, but they might be worth a laugh to someone.
TUNACHUCKERS 24 HOURS OF Lemons QUOTES:
“When life hands you Lemons, go racing.”
“More fiber is more important than fewer calories. Fiber makes calories go out your butt.”
“We got no brakes! OK pump them up. STOP pumping, STOP pumping they’re on fire!”
“Who is that on fire over there? Is that us? Yep that’s us.”
“Only use the brakes if you absolutely have to.”
“Next driver change, we’ve got to check the gas and fill the master cylinder.”
“I am NOT spreading that Dana diff again.”
“I had no choice but to go in the grass”.
“THAT came out of the transmission”.
“You can either hold it in fourth and drive with one hand, or just leave it in third and keep an eye on the tach”.
“I think you hit him pretty hard. There are pieces of the Miata in the car”.
“Yeah, I’m 2 seconds a lap slower, but it’s gonna take a lot of laps to make up for that half-hour penalty”.
“I’m surprised it would fire at all with the distributer 180 out”.
“Does any other car here even have points?”
“I wasn’t going to say anything, but, um, I peed in the seat”.
“We can watch the Curse on you-tube, we need to change this engine NOW”.
“1966 Volvo 122. Runs, good brakes, some rust. $500″
“We are doing this. We are so doing this.”
“Bonjour. That’s about all the French I know. Oh, I also know “Citron”, which is apparently the French word for “lemon”, though it sounds suspiciously like “Citroen” to me. Of course, to anyone familiar with French automobiles, that’s probably not a coincidence.”
“How much fun can a tuna chuck?”
“Hey, We Had to Call Ourselves Something….”
“The lack of creativity here is staggering. “
“Its amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they’re going”
“Ran when parked, my ass”
“Fang apple pie stealin good for nuttins”
2008- 2010: 1966 Volvo 122, "Charlie"
2010-present: 1975 Ford LTD Landau...doesn't have a name?