Topic: New K Car Slogan(s)

K Car - At least it didn't give you syphilis.

This space for rent.

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K-car: better than hemorrhoids.

Speedycop/NSF Racing /Pinewood Dirtbags
'10 Summit, CMP3, Autobahn, '11 CMP1, NJMP, CMP2, Summit, G'man, Stafford, Charlotte, Autobahn, ECR '12 CMP1, NJMP, G'man, NHMS1, Summit, CMP2, NHMS2, ECR, '13 CMP1, ECR, Summit, NJMP, THill, CMP2, MSR, NHMS, Sears '14 Barber, Sears1, ECR, CMP1, NJMP1, BWillow, Sebring, CMP2, THill, Sears2, '15 Sears1, Barber, Ridge, THill, '16 Sears1

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K Car: It builds character!
or
K Car: It'll put hair on your chest.

Command Pilot/Flight Director, Escape Velocity Racing
Index of Effluency, Heroic Fix, Class C Trophy, now hopelessly gunning for Class B.
Currently 1-2 vs. Team Fairlylame in the Class of 1964 Championships

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DC Doug wrote:

K-car: marginally better than hemorrhoids.

Edited that for ya.

My proposal: the Chrysler K-car. Stumping more Lemons teams than the GRE.

ONSET/Tetanus Racing, est. 2008.
Guest drives with NSF, Rocket Surgery, Property Devaluation, Terminally Confused, Team Sputnik, The Syndicate, Pit Crew Revenge, Spank, Hella Shitty, Sir Jackie Stewart's Coin Purse, Nine Finger Drifters, Salty Thunder, Panting Polar Bear.
55 races and counting.

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Chrysler K-car: For the worst in Lemons racing.

Speedycop/NSF Racing /Pinewood Dirtbags
'10 Summit, CMP3, Autobahn, '11 CMP1, NJMP, CMP2, Summit, G'man, Stafford, Charlotte, Autobahn, ECR '12 CMP1, NJMP, G'man, NHMS1, Summit, CMP2, NHMS2, ECR, '13 CMP1, ECR, Summit, NJMP, THill, CMP2, MSR, NHMS, Sears '14 Barber, Sears1, ECR, CMP1, NJMP1, BWillow, Sebring, CMP2, THill, Sears2, '15 Sears1, Barber, Ridge, THill, '16 Sears1

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K Car: You can ALWAYS find a better car!

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K-Car: 

LeMonster wrote:

It makes a much better cot than it does a racecar.....

30 Time Loser with Class C, Index of Effluency, I got Screwed and Heroic Fix Trophies who usually races, according to Car and Driver, The Greatest Road Racing Cherokee in History.

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K-car making other Lemons look like Cheeries

Apocalyptic Racing - Occupy Pit Lane racing
Racing the "Toylet" Toyota Celica powered by Chevrolet Ecotec.
16x Loser with the Celica. 5 times loser in other fine machines

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K-car:  If you can't find a better car, you aren't even trying

The Pentastar whisperer

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"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed"*

*Curly Howard of the Three Stooges.

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K Car, this is your Grandma's wagon.

51 time Loser.

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Bayley wrote:

K-car:  If you can't find a better car, you aren't even trying

Winner........  so far anyway.

51 time Loser.

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LeMonster wrote:
Bayley wrote:

K-car:  If you can't find a better car, you aren't even trying

Winner........  so far anyway.

Agree.

Speedycop/NSF Racing /Pinewood Dirtbags
'10 Summit, CMP3, Autobahn, '11 CMP1, NJMP, CMP2, Summit, G'man, Stafford, Charlotte, Autobahn, ECR '12 CMP1, NJMP, G'man, NHMS1, Summit, CMP2, NHMS2, ECR, '13 CMP1, ECR, Summit, NJMP, THill, CMP2, MSR, NHMS, Sears '14 Barber, Sears1, ECR, CMP1, NJMP1, BWillow, Sebring, CMP2, THill, Sears2, '15 Sears1, Barber, Ridge, THill, '16 Sears1

Re: New K Car Slogan(s)

DC Doug wrote:

K-car: better than hemorrhoids.

K Car - Takes your mind off the hemorrhoids

Rally Baby 87 Audi 4KQ, Audi 90 Quattro Coupe, 1975 Mercedes R107, 87 E30s, E36s, the Whorenet, Rocco...
J. Phil: "Audis Never Win".  He might be right.But!, the K Dominates 2013 NJ and NH (not, but...). 
Stafford 2011 podium, 2nd NJMP 2013, Summit Point 2012 "WV ASSimilation award"
NJMP 2012 Organizer's Choice - R107, 2013 Monticello IOE Whorenet ! Organizers, CMP fall 2013 w/NSF

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Spank wrote:

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed"*

*Curly Howard of the Three Stooges.


K-Car: The Curly Jo DeRita of Lemons cars

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K-Car. For when success isn't an option.

20+ Time Loser FutilityMotorsport
Turbo Dodge Powered E36 Build
2008 Saab 9-5Aero Wagon
Retired - 1989 Dodge Daytona Shelby 2011-2015 "Lifetime Award for Lack of Achievement" IOE, 3X I got screwed, Organizer's Choice

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K-car-The Mad Dog 20/20 of race cars.

Bloomington, IN
We'll bring Beer!  Motorsports
Team Fiery Death! #0 2009 Lamest Day(65th), 2010 American Irony(24th), 2010 Detroit Bull(4th),2012 Capitol Offense (8th) 2012 American Irony (11 th), 2013 Capitol Offense (3rd) 2013 Chubba Chedder (4th, Judge Choice!) Now sadly part of a scrap pile. 
Toothless Racing Deadbeats #110 2011 Summit Point (61st) Currently being rebuilt into the new car!

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Except Mad Dog, much like Colt 45, works every time.

Quad4 CRX - Wartburg 311 - Civic Wagovan - Parnelli Jones Galaxie - LS400 - Lancia MR2 - Boat - Sentra - 56 Ford Victoria
Known Associate of 3pedal Mafia, Speedycop, and the Russians.  Maybe even NSF.

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TheEngineer wrote:

K-Car. For when success isn't an option.

This.

This space for rent.

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Super K: I suck.

This space for rent.

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The K car: What? You wanted to finish?

Terribly Awesome Racing
Dozen time loser. You'd think I'd know better by now.

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K-Car (sound of thrown rod)

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K-Car: For when you want to watch a race...

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Always running on E \ ' ' ' ' F 
Speedycop and the Gang of Outlaws Official Ten+ Time Loser
Owner #132 Lancia/Toyota Beta/MR2 Scorpion

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Maverick74 wrote:

The K car: What? You wanted to finish?

That's funny coming from the guy running it in two weeks.

Newest member - White Trash Racing
Owner of the Traveling Hat

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DC Doug wrote:
LeMonster wrote:
Bayley wrote:

K-car:  If you can't find a better car, you aren't even trying

Winner........  so far anyway.

Agree.

Awww, thanks. 


If you guys don't use this, I'll be stealing it back for my Dusturd.  smile

The Pentastar whisperer