Topic: Innovations In Judicial Bribery: Thanks, Junk Yard Kats!

We like getting booze and cash as bribes, of course (though we'd really prefer to get something more like the "man could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff" Doctor Strangelove B-52 Survival Kit), but when we've applying the cat-o-nine-tails to miscreants for six straight hours and all we've got to eat at HQ is 3rd-grade-brown-bag-style PBJs and bananas, this sort of setup from the Junk Yard Kats 280ZX team is much appreciated:

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That's a walkie-talkie on the Kats' frequency, with menu attached. All we had to do was key up the mic and put in our food order, and a little while later, we got this:

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Of course, the excellent post-race-session dinners we got from the Sharks and the California Mille guys really hit the spot (not to mention the cheese-and-salame spread the Alfa dudes brought to the BS Inspection), and the burrito run we issued as a penalty on Sunday was a real lifesaver. Still, the Kats showed true creative thinking, and we like to see that. Thanks!

Re: Innovations In Judicial Bribery: Thanks, Junk Yard Kats!

Oh yes -- we went VERY easy on the Junk Yard Cats after that lunch.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

Re: Innovations In Judicial Bribery: Thanks, Junk Yard Kats!

VERY CREATIVE KITTY KATS!!!!!!!  I like that style.