BTW, did I see someone was getting a Vandura in Pennsylvania?
Because I saw the most epic Vandura abandoned at my local park & ride with PA transit tags on it late last week. Dually chassis cab Vandura 3500 with a police tactical box on it. Done up for some bumfuck little town in PA. Still had all the markings. Still had the light bar and everything. I suspect someone bought it and was driving it home in that condition and the MD state police saw it, Had Concerns™ and made them park it until they came back and covered the light bar and word "POLICE".
Or, you know, it broke down naturally because ancient-assed Vandura 3500 tactical vehicle maintained by a small town police department with no conceivable need for a tactical vehicle.
That would:
1) Be the most awesome rally vehicle imaginable
2) Be the most Lemons contempt-for-giving-any-fucks scenario imaginable.
3) Be worth a beer or two
Driver, Pit Monkey, Rod Buster and Engine Fire Starter
Team FinalGear