We did not have much of a choice. Our car came so dirty no one else would work on it, and it was too filthy to clean without creating a superfund site. So we mostly left it alone. Touch it and you'll be filthy too. Drive it and you'll feel like you just slow danced with a cheap hooker, looking forward to a dose of penicillin.
Now that it is raining, it sits out unprotected in the driveway staining the pavement, the piles of leaves, dust and neighborhood cat hair creating a muddy soup in the seat from a year without a convertible top. Moss grows on the hood and rust grows everywhere else.
It's a slow rotting lemon.
I may put fresh duct tape on it before the next race... I may not. I will however, pack the RV full of paper towels and hand cleaner just in case. And if we don't get accepted, I'll drive the dirty thing up to T-Hill as a spectator, leaving oil spots in the parking lot overnight!
I'm not here to win per-se as evidenced my vehicle of choice... I just wanna have fun and go round and round really fast without going to jail. I have way too many other cars to keep clean, Lol! 
But if you are really good at cleaning, I'll give you 5 bucks to do mine.
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IOE(x2) MGB/SAAB 96, Judge's Choice, Class C Win, & 2011 Hooniverse Car of the Year!
MRolla, Stick Figure/Animal House, Free Range MR2, SAAB Sonett, "The Death Flip"
2008 Exoskeleton Jag Fiasco, Concours d Lemons - Rue Britannia, worse British car.
