Topic: We've seen about 8 Pink Pigs, so how about a Red Pig?
Come on, just find a cheap W108, slap on some red paint and graphics and GO! Team Roten Sau!
And whaddya know- here's a 4.5 for $950 (asking) with plenty of good parts to sell off. The owner wants to sell it to "a car crazy kind of person that knows how to bring this one back to 100%" so you'll need to be vague about your plans for it.
Or you could skip the V8 and get this $400 fixer-upper.