Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

You all got the spirit of Lemons down so I will tell you why I race Lemons


chicks dig race car drivers...and I dig chicks

Yup if you leave out the fact that your "race car" is a 1991 infinity sedan and you say you compete in endurance racing, you are not really misleading them.

even Lemons is just another part of my master plan to score more trim than the average joe

Formerly an asshole driving an Infinity
Now just another cock with a Porsche
Chief bad decision maker of Team Lowbrau

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

the head wrote:

You all got the spirit of Lemons down so I will tell you why I race Lemons


chicks dig race car drivers...and I dig chicks

Yup if you leave out the fact that your "race car" is a 1991 infinity sedan and you say you compete in endurance racing, you are not really misleading them.

even Lemons is just another part of my master plan to score more trim than the average joe

You are a very smart person!

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

ronman wrote:
doctawife wrote:
ronman wrote:

There are nudists at Lemons? yikes

Yep - MSR Houston had two teams sponsored by Live Oak Nudist Resort.

They made good burgers, jambalaya, and fixin's.  Srsly.

As long as they kept their Nomex underbritches on... yikes

They did behave and kept covered up... at least during daylight as far as I know.

I appreciated the irony of nudists entering an event that requires them to buy expensive clothing (nomex).

ONSET/Tetanus Racing, est. 2008.
Guest drives: NSF, Rocket Surgery, Property Devaluation, Terminally Confused, Team Sputnik, The Syndicate, Pit Crew Revenge, Spank, Hella Shitty, Sir Jackie Stewart's Coin Purse, Nine Finger Drifters, Salty Thunder, Panting Polar Bear, Vistabeam, Hangar 13, and Escape Velocity.
74 races so far.

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

Judge Jonny wrote:

You just wait for the 2010 season.

We (think) we got this part handled.

$1,500 in pennies!

Fall South 09- 23rd place
Southern Discomfort '10 Magnum PU- 5th place
Spring South '10- 1st...... LOSER!

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

ecugrad wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

You just wait for the 2010 season.

We (think) we got this part handled.

$1,500 in pennies!

i like it!   easily 900 pounds. smile

whatever it was i didn't do it
dorifto dogs E30 - gone but not forgotten

Lee Ho Fook's Racing E36

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

Judge Jonny wrote:

You just wait for the 2010 season.

We (think) we got this part handled.

It's gonna be IOE $1500.
Winner by distance $0

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

sergio wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

You just wait for the 2010 season.

We (think) we got this part handled.

It's gonna be IOE $1500.
Winner by distance $0

sounds kinda shitty to me.

i realize that Lemons is about IOE, and Heroic Fixes.  I think the other trophies rock also; i mean seriously, a Jock Strap on a piston for the Porsche Guys?  Priceless.

but to say the car that actually finishes ahead of the rest is a negligible entry is offensive to the other 100 cars in the race.  money may not be the prize, but recognition is due.

nobody finishes first without staying on the track and staying out of the penalty box.

whatever it was i didn't do it
dorifto dogs E30 - gone but not forgotten

Lee Ho Fook's Racing E36

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

soldmystang wrote:
sergio wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

You just wait for the 2010 season.

We (think) we got this part handled.

It's gonna be IOE $1500.
Winner by distance $0

sounds kinda shitty to me.

i realize that Lemons is about IOE, and Heroic Fixes.  I think the other trophies rock also; i mean seriously, a Jock Strap on a piston for the Porsche Guys?  Priceless.

but to say the car that actually finishes ahead of the rest is a negligible entry is offensive to the other 100 cars in the race.  money may not be the prize, but recognition is due.

nobody finishes first without staying on the track and staying out of the penalty box.

Wow, you seem to be really against the raw, unfounded, non-sourced speculation. Whatever shall we do?

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Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

The truth will set you free..........

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

Judge Jonny wrote:
soldmystang wrote:
sergio wrote:

It's gonna be IOE $1500.
Winner by distance $0

sounds kinda shitty to me.

i realize that Lemons is about IOE, and Heroic Fixes.  I think the other trophies rock also; i mean seriously, a Jock Strap on a piston for the Porsche Guys?  Priceless.

but to say the car that actually finishes ahead of the rest is a negligible entry is offensive to the other 100 cars in the race.  money may not be the prize, but recognition is due.

nobody finishes first without staying on the track and staying out of the penalty box.

Wow, you seem to be really against the raw, unfounded, non-sourced speculation. Whatever shall we do?

aaaargghhh, Judge Jonny.  forgive me as i have obviously bought into the hyperbole that is the Lemons forum.  ban me please.

whatever it was i didn't do it
dorifto dogs E30 - gone but not forgotten

Lee Ho Fook's Racing E36

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

TeamPaisley wrote:
the head wrote:

You all got the spirit of Lemons down so I will tell you why I race Lemons


chicks dig race car drivers...and I dig chicks

Yup if you leave out the fact that your "race car" is a 1991 infinity sedan and you say you compete in endurance racing, you are not really misleading them.

even Lemons is just another part of my master plan to score more trim than the average joe

You are a very smart person!

what he said

Deathmobile

Re: Confusion about what is "Lemons Racing"

Spinnetti wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
gregtivo wrote:

I think $1500 in nickels is good enough dissuasion from winning, maybe they just need to emphasize the "nickels" part more.

You just wait for the 2010 season.

We (think) we got this part handled.

I was just echoing here some conversation I had with Jay via email, and he said you guys were working on something.. will be interesting to see how it pans out, like any social experiment. Looks like I might drop out of my Toyota team (or get kicked out?) but I'll prolly be back either in my Lexus or my buddy's Neon for yet another year. FWIW, I want to win, but not for prize money or glory, but just to show myself that I have what it takes in organization, technical competence, on-track judgement and driving ability. Junkers they may be, but its a contest nonetheless, if only with myself.

I <3 your self-driven philosophy. I wish there were a lot more drivers like you, in Lemons as well as professional racing. If you're not doing anything in februrary, I could use a guy >_>