Topic: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

My wife and I have a long-standing dispute. We have a '99 GMC Suburban, and I refer to it as "the truck". My wife insists I'm wrong and that it's not a truck, it's "the Suburban", and that it can only be a "truck" if it's a pickup.

Opinions?

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

Title says truck, it has truck plates.  Also less syllables.

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3 (edited by OnkelUdo 2016-04-05 06:40 PM)

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

EriktheAwful wrote:

My wife and I have a long-standing dispute. We have a '99 GMC Suburban, and I refer to it as "the truck". My wife insists I'm wrong and that it's not a truck, it's "the Suburban", and that it can only be a "truck" if it's a pickup.

Opinions?

Fight not worth having.

A pickup is a truck like a square is a rectangle.

A Suburban is a truck, in the absence of a pickup or grain truck, like a rectangle is a rectangle.

Not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles...unless it is a parallelogram.  Is your Suburban new enough to be a parallelogram (aka, alternate mommy mobile if she is too butch for a minivan)?

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

It is a pickup truck, crew cab, short bed, with a cap.

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

It's a truck.

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

Rides on a frame designed for a pickup truck...it's a truck.

Compromise and call it the 'burb? Wife wins by not calling it a truck, and you get the shortness in the name.

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7 (edited by Drdanteiii 2016-04-06 06:23 AM)

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

Truck.

Its got a truck motor, 350 cubic inch plany
Truck tires
Truck suspensions
truck shocks
Made before catalytic converters cats so it'll run good on regular gas


oh wait, I got off topic there.

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

I owned an older "burban" (1987) a 2500 BB V8 mode. It would tow anything you hitched up to it without issues but loaded or empty, or with a trailer attached it rode like an "old" truck!  In fact I've rode in old trucks that rode better!.

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

Drdanteiii wrote:

Truck.

Its got a truck motor, 350 cubic inch plany
Truck tires
Truck suspensions
truck shocks
Made before catalytic converters cats so it'll run good on regular gas


oh wait, I got off topic there.

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

It's a truck.

I have a Tahoe, and refer to it as a truck, but my girlfriend refuses to acknowledge and insists on calling it a car.

Pisses me off....

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

It's an SUV

Or a long-nose Minivan

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

what I learned, wife always right. Even when she calls a truck a suburban. Which is the model name of it anyways. So... yup

car is short for carriage also.

I dont know though, getting divorced....

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

My wife calls hers "Betty". 

It's black. 

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

We call ours POS.  Has that damn autoride system and even after adding new Arnott's it doesn't ride that comfy.

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

My first vehicle was a 1977 GMC Suburban.  The NYS Title for it classified it as a "wagon". 

Win!

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

It's a "Crummy"
When I had a summer job in the forest products industry(Logging) the crew got transported to the landing in a Suburban, AKA "The Crummy".
Seeing it after a season of driving on logging roads, hauling guys w/ muddy caulk boots, eating breakfast on the trip up the hill, and snacks back down, you'd understand.

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

mechimike wrote:

My first vehicle was a 1977 GMC Suburban.  The NYS Title for it classified it as a "wagon". 

Win!

I think that's how they're titled in Ohio, too. No truck plates for a Suburban.

It certainly is truck based, but would you throw manure in the back? Then it's not a truck.

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Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

dculberson wrote:

It certainly is truck based, but would you throw manure in the back?

Not without putting down plastic!  If that is your definition, the old Escort Pony we just scrapped is a truck.  The original owner hauled his riding mower in the back...more than once.

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

A Suburban is a truck in the sense that an AMC Eagle is a jeep.

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

A Suburban is not a truck since it cannot easily be converted to a flatbed.

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21 (edited by EriktheAwful 2016-04-07 03:45 PM)

Re: Is it a truck or a Suburban?

Today she told me that asking my Lemons friends isn't fair. Meh. I don't care, for the same reason I enjoy bantering with her over whether it's a truck or a suburban. It stirs up interesting conversation.

It certainly is truck based, but would you throw manure in the back?

Yes. It probably smells better than all the crap the kids have dumped under the seats over the years.

A Suburban is not a truck since it cannot easily be converted to a flatbed.

Says you. I have a sawzall.