Topic: Hithchiker's Guide to Lemons Rally

I'm considering a different approach to the Route Sucky-Suck Rally that puts me "in the shit," so to speak. That is, I want to follow Stefan Lombard's example from the very first Lemons Rally and ride along with you idiots, one car at a time. That lets me tell the stories that you fools undertake better by showing how stupid you are, rather than just telling everyone about it.

So what I really want to know is:

- Is anybody interested in carting my ass around for a day (or part of a day)?
- Do you have room for me (plus a carry-on-sized suitcase, a backpack, and a camera bag) for a day?*
- Do you plan to convoy/carvan with anyone else on the rally? That's a major sell because—so long as everyone is cool with it—it allows me to jump into a couple more cars.

That's pretty much it. If I have10ish teams (accounting for attrition) interested that have room, I'll probably go ahead with this plan. And I'll make you all (in)famous. Or as much as you can be from a Lemons Rally.

Eric Rood
Lemons Media Douche

eric@24hoursoflemons.com

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You can hop on with me if the car has passenger seats. But I’ll be solo so not really much of a story. Unless I end up moving that teams RX-7 across the country. Which I’m surre will at least will involve new and innovative swears.

Mistake By The Lake Racing (MBTL)
88 Thunderbird "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!"
A&D: 2014 Sebrings at Sebring (NSF), 2014 NJMP2 Jurassic Park (SpeedyCop), 2012 Summit Point J30 (PiNuts)

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Also the article better say more than “Mostly Harmless” when it’s published.

Mistake By The Lake Racing (MBTL)
88 Thunderbird "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!"
A&D: 2014 Sebrings at Sebring (NSF), 2014 NJMP2 Jurassic Park (SpeedyCop), 2012 Summit Point J30 (PiNuts)

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What could possibly go wrong?

https://d32c3oe4bky4k6.cloudfront.net/articles-videos/-/media/uscamediasite/images/story-images/2016/9/lemonsrally-mid-16.ashx?la=en&modified=20170726005753&hash=9329CB666489B06EEA8D5EB290AB68B4CCA5BED0

I Survived Hell on Wheels

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Team kuhlyq can take any day of trip. As long as we're up an running. Don't care to be famous tho. But I do I have a very good looking face. Lol.

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If Team Dee Oh Gee can get a car up and running in time you are more than welcome to tag along. We will more than likely have a dog with us just in case there is another Waffle House waffle eating contest.

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Sure, why not? There's a fair chance the car will be ready as soon as I finish working on the abomination that passes itself off as its transmission.

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/937/43031307844_ae49b4f3b2.jpg

Edit: Oops, wrong rally. I should probably have read that a bit more closely.

1982 MG Metro 1300: IOE 2015 Pacific Northworst GP, Longest Distance 2010 Cd'L Box Wine Country Classic
1980 KV Mini 1: Worst of Show and Fright Pig Supremo 2009 Concours d'Lemons
1978 H Special: Second-Round Elimination 2010 Lemons Pinewood Derby at Sears Pointless
1967 SAAB 96: IOE 2012 Pacific Northworst GP