bilcoh wrote:Wow, this is a really savvy group. <g>
Unsolicited Sponsor - "I've got a product and want you to use it. I'll pay you."
Lemons Team Owner(s) - "Oh, you don't need to pay anyone, just so long as they don't have to pay you."
Confused Unsolicited Sponsor - <thinking to self> "Um, perhaps this isn't the right series." <to group> "OK, thanks a bunch."
We are in fact a bunch of schlubs.
Now let me tell you about the Lemons Rally.
You ABSOLUTELY want to send me money to livestream a week long roadtrip from the cockpit of an infamous car that's been written about extensively in prestigious magazines like Car & Driver. I have no idea who your audience is, but they'll be AMAZED by my ability to shout at Google Maps, park quasi-legally and oh the laughs generated when I smash my head on the rollcage every time I get in and out.
They'll be wowed when Steve and Rood's carefully planned route sends us into a hole with no cellular signal for 8 hours. Astonished when I use modern technology to sort out the optimal path to hit the checkpoints. Confused when I still end up with a paper map strewn out across the cabin.
Driver, Pit Monkey, Rod Buster and Engine Fire Starter
Team FinalGear