Topic: Lemons haikus
Lemons racing is dumb.
Time and money go to wast
When is the next race?
Owner/Captain of The 27 Club E46. Phoenix, AZ
and now the #95 Thunderbird
and now the #95 Thunderbird
- Mick25
- Ripened Lemon
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Have lots of spare time
My shop is neat and spotless
I'll fix that: Lemons!
#508 Team SOB
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
- TeamLemon-aid
- Lemons Staff Stalker
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My Racecar is broke
I fixed it I am genius
It is broke again
LemonAid - Changing kids lives one lap at a time.
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Got carried away here:
Nick and Jay trick me
Glorious car fails again
Ramen Thanksgiving
Sorry we so slow
Trying really really hard
And we spin again
Dive-bombing crap cans
Gonna win on the next lap
Oops endurance race
My wife/co-driver (Class A Haiku writer) wrote these:
Hubby bought a car
Disappeared in the garage
Prize car piece of crap
Got black flagged again
Not my fault, I was in front
And I had the line
Button Turrible
Anniversary weekend
I blame Mike Spangler
Racing just for fun
Cuz we can’t beat that fast team
Cerveza Racing
It sounded like a
Good idea, put in turbo
Blew up on lap 5
Tortoise versus hare
Who will end up with more laps?
Don’t care, won’t be me.
He went to a race
He set out to build a car
He finished his car.
Tri-Lamb Motorsports ‘87 528e
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How not to fail tech
You read through dark lonely nights
Still your rollcage fails.
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Tears boil as steam roils
Fingers burn on head gasket
smiles at checker flag
- billybobster
- Effluent
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What could possibly
Go wrong it will probably
Be fine why u rune
25X Loser - Delinquent Racing - '86 Rust-Tite Merkur - 9 years (when do I get to stop?).
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Go fast in corner
Put on turbo if you dare
Welded trophy fair
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hehe there's some good ones. also we all have way to much time.
Owner/Captain of The 27 Club E46. Phoenix, AZ
and now the #95 Thunderbird
and now the #95 Thunderbird