Topic: Lemons haikus

Lemons racing is dumb.
Time and money go to wast
When is the next race?

Owner/Captain of The 27 Club E46. Phoenix, AZ
and now the #95 Thunderbird

Re: Lemons haikus

Have lots of spare time
My shop is neat and spotless
I'll fix that: Lemons!

#508 Team SOB
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

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My Racecar is broke
I fixed it I am genius
It is broke again

LemonAid - Changing kids lives one lap at a time.

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Got carried away here:

Nick and Jay trick me
Glorious car fails again
Ramen Thanksgiving

Sorry we so slow
Trying really really hard
And we spin again

Dive-bombing crap cans
Gonna win on the next lap
Oops endurance race


My wife/co-driver (Class A Haiku writer) wrote these:

Hubby bought a car
Disappeared in the garage
Prize car piece of crap

Got black flagged again
Not my fault, I was in front
And I had the line

Button Turrible
Anniversary weekend
I blame Mike Spangler

Racing just for fun
Cuz we can’t beat that fast team
Cerveza Racing

It sounded like a
Good idea, put in turbo
Blew up on lap 5

Tortoise versus hare
Who will end up with more laps?
Don’t care, won’t be me.

He went to a race
He set out to build a car
He finished his car.

TriLamb Motorsports ‘87 528e

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How not to fail tech
You read through dark lonely nights
Still your rollcage fails.

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Tears boil as steam roils
Fingers burn on head gasket
smiles at checker flag

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What could possibly
Go wrong it will probably
Be fine why u rune

18X Loser - Delinquent Racing - '86 TRUMPACO Merkur - '18 Northworst, Pointless, '17 Freeze, Sweat, Pointless, '16 Pointless, Vodden, Sweat, Turrible, Freeze - '15 Vodden, Freeze. '96 Taurus SHO Skunk - '17 Vodden (Hope for the Future award - not me, rookies), '15 Pointless, Turrible. A&D w/Panting Polar Bears '17 Turrible, w/Pit Crew Revenge '18 Vodden. w/Flying Scotsman '18 Arse Freeze.

Re: Lemons haikus

Go fast in corner
Put on turbo if you dare
Welded trophy fair

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hehe there's some good ones. also we all have way to much time.

Owner/Captain of The 27 Club E46. Phoenix, AZ
and now the #95 Thunderbird