Lyrics

With apologies to Julio Inglesias:

To all the cars I've raced before
I've clambered in and out your door
I'm glad that didn't go wrong
I dedicate this song
To all the cars I've raced before

To all the cars I've had black flagged
Apologies, my lap times lagged
For helping me to learn, redemption I must earn
For all the cars I've raced before

The wind and rain are always blowing
And as dry as I tried to stay
The wind and rain continued blowing
And they blew my tent away

To all the cars who shared my life
Who are now someone else's strife
I'm glad they rolled along
I dedicate this song
To all the cars I've raced before

To all the cars that crapped out on me
Filled my race with misery
They live within my heart
Glad I found the part
For all the cars I've raced before

The wind and rain are always blowing
And as dry as I tried to stay
The wind and rain continued blowing
And they blew my tent away

To all the cars I've raced before
With pee-soaked seat and rusted floor
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the cars I've raced before