• From: Austin
  • Registered: 2010-09-13
  • Posts: 1,478

Topic: Completely Shameless Moscow to Paris '19 Request

Did you build something incredible, stupid and/or incredibly stupid for this year's winter Lemons Rally?

I'm tagging along again this year and would love to find the next Build of the Week on the Moscow to Paris Rally. Hopefully I won't be dying of swamp-nose this time and we can meet up at one of the evening spots or at the end for a full run-down and some glamor shots of what on earth you did to some poor, unsuspecting car. It's this series, it's fun, and it certainly wouldn't be the first time I've featured Lemons yahoos on there, either: https://jalopnik.com/c/build-of-the-week

Shoot me an email if your rally hooptie might be worthy: stef[dot]schrader[at]jalopnik.com. Looking for weirdo swaps, absurd resurrections, fun stories—you know the drill.

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  • From: Cleveland, OH
  • Registered: 2011-09-03
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Re: Completely Shameless Moscow to Paris '19 Request

Try and get with EyeMWing, we don't have room with the cage to get the other seat in unfortunately. But perhaps you could sit on the un godly pile of crap going back with it.

Bring your Glitter and glue!!!

https://i.imgur.com/V1Re1ZO.jpg

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  • From: Chicago-ish
  • Registered: 2010-04-19
  • Posts: 3,497

Re: Completely Shameless Moscow to Paris '19 Request

Guildenstern wrote:

Try and get with EyeMWing, we don't have room with the cage to get the other seat in unfortunately. But perhaps you could sit on the un godly pile of crap going back with it.

Bring your Glitter and glue!!!

https://i.imgur.com/V1Re1ZO.jpg

Wait, this is happening?

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  • From: Baltimore, MD
  • Registered: 2010-05-20
  • Posts: 1,745

Re: Completely Shameless Moscow to Paris '19 Request

therood wrote:
Guildenstern wrote:

Try and get with EyeMWing, we don't have room with the cage to get the other seat in unfortunately. But perhaps you could sit on the un godly pile of crap going back with it.

Bring your Glitter and glue!!!

https://i.imgur.com/V1Re1ZO.jpg

Wait, this is happening?

Have you not looked at the entry list or was
YEAR:1982
MAKE:DODGY
MODEL:ARIES. YES, THAT ONE.

not explicit enough?

... Actually now that I think about it, it might be a Reliant.

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  • Registered: 2011-04-05
  • Posts: 1,353

Re: Completely Shameless Moscow to Paris '19 Request

EyeMWing wrote:
therood wrote:
Guildenstern wrote:

Try and get with EyeMWing, we don't have room with the cage to get the other seat in unfortunately. But perhaps you could sit on the un godly pile of crap going back with it.

Bring your Glitter and glue!!!

https://i.imgur.com/V1Re1ZO.jpg

Wait, this is happening?

Have you not looked at the entry list or was
YEAR:1982
MAKE:DODGY
MODEL:ARIES. YES, THAT ONE.

not explicit enough?

... Actually now that I think about it, it might be a Reliant.

Yeah, I believe it's an '86 or 7 Plymouth Reliant.

Fourteen time loser. You'd think I'd know better by now.
  • From: Cleveland, OH
  • Registered: 2011-09-03
  • Posts: 2,227

Re: Completely Shameless Moscow to Paris '19 Request

therood wrote:
Guildenstern wrote:

Try and get with EyeMWing, we don't have room with the cage to get the other seat in unfortunately. But perhaps you could sit on the un godly pile of crap going back with it.

Bring your Glitter and glue!!!

https://i.imgur.com/V1Re1ZO.jpg

Wait, this is happening?


We kept it a secret by regularly posting about it here on the forums.

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88 Thunderbird "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!", Ex Astris, Rubigo / Semper Fracti
A&D: 2014 Sebrings at Sebring (NSF), 2014 NJMP2 Jurassic Park (SpeedyCop), 2012 Summit Point J30 (PiNuts)
2018 Route Sucky-Suck Rally Miata, 2019 World Tour Of Texas 64 Newport

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