Re: How and why the Lemons judges accept bribes.
I've been around awhile and didn't realize that most of the alcohol bribes go to the corner workers. That's good to know! We'll start bringing bribes every race from now on. You judges can suck it, I just want to give the flaggers some tokens of appreciation. [Wait did I say that out loud?]
Captain of McDads/AFART Racing -1977 Lancia Scorpion (IOE Winner Sears Pointless 2021... wait, really?? YES, REALLY!!).
Captain of 42 Hours of MeLons (2013-14) - Vattenmelon Vagn 1984 Volvo 240, B-Class Winner: Arse-Freeze 2014
Re: How and why the Lemons judges accept bribes.
You judges can suck it...
Hmmm. I'll just make a little note to myself in case you're thinking of coming to either of the next two races at The Ridge.
...I just want to give the flaggers some tokens of appreciation.
Oh, wait, never mind. That's actually fair.
[Wait did I say that out loud?]
Yes.
1980 KV Mini 1: Worst of Show and Fright Pig Supremo 2009 Concours d'Lemons
1978 H Special: Second-Round Elimination 2010 Lemons Pinewood Derby at Sears Pointless
1967 SAAB 96: IOE 2012 Pacific Northworst GP, Organizer's Choice 2022 Hell on Wheels California Rally