Judge Jonny wrote:Sam Adams Boston Lager is pushing it.
Put it this way: on the two Saturdays before Fernley, I was not only PAID to judge beer for the LA County Fair, but I'm two points away from becoming a National beer judge.
That is a feat to be jealous of. I am humbled in your shadow.
I, too, am from Oregon. While I have no illicit substances nor the will power for sexual feats of strength, I love me a good bribe. We brought Rollick to Reno, which I now realize was a weak offering. We assumed easy drinking but not macro was the way to go. Now that I know of your tallents, clearly this is the bribe for you Jonny
Not for you to wear, of course, but to build a penalty around. Actually, you should save it for Turboner and make him perform sexual feats of strength while wearing it. Scratch that again, you should make any whiner perform sexual feats of strength while wearing it. Now, we need a huge, heavy penis...