Long story short: We had a Koni Challenge RSX in Lemons that was obtained for $0 and [REDACTED], so the story went. They always got penalty laps, they always got to put it on the track anyway, they quickly found out it was more car than their talent could handle, and they found out they were pretty good at dramatically reading passages from NASCAR Romance Novels.
Anyway, the last thing you should do is add more power and the first thing you should do is make it into a giant fist. Not painted like a fist, not with a fist painted on it, but you should make it into a fist. The Mighty Fist of Cheating. It's the only way.
Everything Bagel, 24 Hours of Lemons