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Topic: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

our next theme "might" involve poking a little fun of the judges.  Would that fly or get our pee-pees slammed in a sliding glass door?

It's a Miata, get him........
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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

I know the answer to this 'cause I've gotten to know Jonny and Phil pretty well.  Try it and find out for yourself.

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

depends, do you want to start in the front or back?

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

Hold on, are you  driving a Miata too?  May not be the best of times to try that type of approach if that is the case, although it would be funny for the other 99 teams that could possibly be there to witness it.

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

LOL you dont have a ball in your sack if you dont do it...

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

This is what happens when you attempt to make fun of them, they go and do something like this:

http://blogcdn.webridestv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fiat1.jpg

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

rocketresto wrote:

This is what happens when you attempt to make fun of them, they go and do something like this:

http://blogcdn.webridestv.com/wp-conten … /fiat1.jpg

You'd be lucky if that's all they do. But bribery will get you everywhere. Good bribes that is. Weak bribes are worse than no bribes.

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/07/Diabetic_Discipline_494.jpg

Do we need to pack the pork brains?

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

MurileeMartin wrote:

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/20 … ne_494.jpg

Do we need to pack the pork brains?

yummy!  pigs have brains?  What a tasty treat!

So i guess that is a "No" on adding a little Judge funny to our theme then.......

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

weaksauce wrote:

So i guess that is a "No" on adding a little Judge funny to our theme then.......

You simply can't put this out there and not follow through on it. What's the worst that happens? Murilee and Jonny suddenly and without warning have their senses of humor involuntarily and unexpectedly removed by alien butt probes? These guys both have highly attuned laugh-o-meters. For heaven's sake, Murilee authored a definitive GUIDE to cheating at Lemons. If your mockery is lame, then they'll probably lay the wood on you -- for being lame, not for mocking them. If your mockery is solid, then I wouldn't even be surprised to see them give you bonus laps like the Gnome got at its first race.

Gimme a break, can these guys take it. Jzheezh.

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Re: Judges, do you take mockery very well?

I'm sure they can take what you can dish out to them, just be sure you and your team can take what the dish back.

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