Topic: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!
First, you buy a cheap Mercury Villager minivan. Plenty of sub-$500 examples out there. The Villager was a crypto-Nissan and uses a good ol' Nissan VG30 or VG33 V6, so it won't blow up quite as fast as, say, a Windstar.
Then all you need to do is obtain the right costumes and learn the Y.M.C.A. dance to become the VILLAGER PEOPLE!