Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

I was thinking of a DPRK theme today. We have a Korean guy on our team, but he's about twice the size of the "Great Leader". I can see it now. Military uniforms, fake sand bags, and concertina wire around our pit area. A nice shit brown paint job on the car with several massive DPRK flags flying high and of course the loud speaker on top of the car playing propaganda about the imperialist....   


http://www.korea-dpr.com/

http://www.korea-dpr.com/catalog2/images/221.jpg

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Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

Excellent idea! Be sure to build a bunch of "nuclear warheads," so that the world will take you seriously.

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

A DPRK theme would be great on a Hyundai, Kia, or Daewoo, the most malnourished one you can find. How about one of those eaerly 90's Hyundai Elantras that always lost the paint on the hood. I bet those are in prime Lemons price range by now if you can even find any of them anymore.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

I think Japanese cars would be better... after all, both the Great Leader and the Dear Leader were well-known for kidnapping Japanese citizens.

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

One or two bottle rockets would be launched in the middle of the night on Saturday and a massive recorded explosion that last at least 30-45 seconds would be played through a seriously loud stereo system an hour or two later to simulate a successful nuclear test. Then victory would be claimed on sunday morning. The whole point would actually be to win the peoples curse....

Shake and Bake
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Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

MurileeMartin wrote:

I think Japanese cars would be better... after all, both the Great Leader and the Dear Leader were well-known for kidnapping Japanese citizens.

That's a good point. Maybe the team could run something that was JDM only. Like how about a Skyline GT-R? smile

Sure, that car just might exceed the $500 limit. But with the suggested theme and sufficient and appropriate bribes -- Johnny Walker Swing, Hennessey XO, mugwort-filled rice cakes, Japanese cigarettes, you know, the usual stuff -- I wonder if they could get it in...

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

Mandatory disclaimer: all opinions expressed are mine alone & not those of 24HOL, its mgmt, sponsors, etc.

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

Mulry wrote:

sufficient and appropriate bribes -- Johnny Walker Swing, Hennessey XO, mugwort-filled rice cakes, Japanese cigarettes, you know, the usual stuff -- I wonder if they could get it in...

The way to bribe the Dear Leader is to kidnap Steven Spielberg and an entire Hollywood film production team, for the creation of Mr. Kim's ultimate $1 billion biopic/infomercial.

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

MurileeMartin wrote:

The way to bribe the Dear Leader is to kidnap Steven Spielberg and an entire Hollywood film production team, for the creation of Mr. Kim's ultimate $1 billion biopic/infomercial.

Are you telling me that this wasn't the authoritative biopic on Kim? Blasphemer.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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34 (edited by jw33 2009-07-08 09:35 PM)

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

Some great sounds for the loud speaker...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVnfoI-lG-4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jliIbKlm640

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT7OavsQEZg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHqKZpi2jw

Shake and Bake
America, birthplace of the missionary position. You're welcome...

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

HOLY HELL........... i'm dying laughin over here.... Lets do the theme...... DPRK.

I'll start looking for the proper clothing lol

Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

http://kreuzer33.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/slide1.jpg

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Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

We were just talking about running Team America for THill tonight....  that would be great.  If you "doing" Ace and Gary you might as well make the other two team mates Hans and Franz.

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rony1434 wrote:

Hello.
This is Rony dsouza from USA.
Thanks for sharing such a nice post.

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Is this some sort of spambot test message. Google the name...

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rony1434 wrote:

No mate this is not a spam

Looks like it to me...

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Re: Here's a theme idea that will make your team instant Lemons Legends!

1999 Daewoo $350

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/1442830169.html