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Topic: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Guy on the left is AWESOME.

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

I knew it!


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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Sonsabitches!

Fast little car.

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Missing the guy dressed as Nixon holding the water jug to complete the "Watergasgate" theme.

INCREDIBLE theme!

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

EyeMWing wrote:

Guy on the left is AWESOME.

No joke, I wish I had seen that at the track.  Totally awesome.

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Crab Spirits wrote:

Missing the guy dressed as Nixon holding the water jug to complete the "Watergasgate" theme.

I was supposed to be the Watergasgate villan but I didn't arrive at the track in time for tech/BS so I never got to wear the costume. Too bad since I spent hours making it too sad

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Thats 'Captain Live Switch'..... I'm thinking we'll be making a return.  We usually do a new theme every race but this one may stick for a while, with some enhancements of course.

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

I want to see the flux capacitor again!

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Is that Zach Galifianakis?

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Armitage wrote:
Crab Spirits wrote:

Missing the guy dressed as Nixon holding the water jug to complete the "Watergasgate" theme.

I was supposed to be the Watergasgate villan but I didn't arrive at the track in time for tech/BS so I never got to wear the costume. Too bad since I spent hours making it too sad

Need pic asap.

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RogueLeader wrote:

Is that Zach Galifianakis?

nah, i think it's Seth Rogen with a beard.

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

This is very. I approve.

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Zachreligious wrote:

This is very. I approve.

x2

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

please tell me they got judges / organizers  choice

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

The costume on the left is the most awesome thing I've ever seen at Lemons.  Well perhaps except for the weiner-mobile...  and those big candian guys in speedos at Thunderhill...  and the phoney express car at Buttonwillow.  Still very, very awesome.

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Do these guys do children's birthday partys?

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Classic!  Well done!

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

Get your locking gas caps and take your plug wires to bed with you if you are planning on attending capitol offense.

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

rushman wrote:

Get your locking gas caps and take your plug wires to bed with you if you are planning on attending capitol offense.

Meh, it's actually in West Virginia, so we'll all just be pack'n heat and drink'n!  You should be either well lit or well loud when entering our paddock space!

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

DC Doug wrote:
rushman wrote:

Get your locking gas caps and take your plug wires to bed with you if you are planning on attending capitol offense.

Meh, it's actually in West Virginia, so we'll all just be pack'n heat and drink'n!  You should be either well lit or well loud when entering our paddock space!

while you're drink'n we'll be sneaking around frog-duck tatooing your car!  :-)

Looking forward to summit though, hopefully its a little less warm this time.

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rushman wrote:
DC Doug wrote:
rushman wrote:

Get your locking gas caps and take your plug wires to bed with you if you are planning on attending capitol offense.

Meh, it's actually in West Virginia, so we'll all just be pack'n heat and drink'n!  You should be either well lit or well loud when entering our paddock space!

while you're drink'n we'll be sneaking around frog-duck tatooing your car!  :-)

Looking forward to summit though, hopefully its a little less warm this time.

Hah!  You "frog-duck" tattoo the Parnelli Jones-Holman Moody Ford Galaxie and Judge Phil will strike you down with great vengeance and furious anger (and/or spew Trotsky in your general direction, get yer head around this: "Mechanical centralism is necessarily complemented by factionalism, which is at once a malicious caricature of democracy and a potential political danger.").  And then one of us will probably offer you a drink (and/or then shoot you)!

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Re: The Paddock Saboteurs in action!

disclaimer:

***we will only "frog-duck" your car if we can entice you with our chicken***

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