1 (edited by doctordel 2014-08-06 05:00 AM)

Topic: 2nd Annual Over/Under 2 Litre Invitational @ CMP

Benefitting ALSF and their tireless efforts to kick the sh!t out of childhood cancer, CMP will once again host this Race-within-a-Race at Fall South.

Like last year, all participants will get a totally crappy decal and the opportunity to win ownership of an even crappier trophy that stands as testament of your commitment to one of the most worthy humanitarian causes extant. Buy-in for this gem of an intra-event is a $20 donation to ALSF and every dime goes to the charity.

If your heap is 2000cc or less, than your team will be classed as a Buzz Bomb. 2001cc or greater, a Cruise Missile. In addition to your pathetic excuse for a trophy and the general feel-goodness that you will get from your contibution, there will be some other (liquid, of my personal recipe) enticements to keep your POS moving under its own power just a little longer than every other participant.

Let me know that you want to register for the 2nd Annual Over/Under 2 Litre Invitational by responding on this forum:

1-Team name
2-Car make/model
3-Car #
4-Displacement

Last year, between CMP and Thunderhill, Lemons teams were able to contribute nearly $5000 to ALSF! That kind of generosity is a very special and meaningful thing, and the kids benefit from every penny, believe me... Obviously we would love to surpass last year's take but anything we can do for them will be greatly appreciated.

Oh yeah, if you win your Lemons class (I got jokes!), you are DQ'd from winning the Invitational. I'm looking at you, Hong Norrth. So basically we're awarding the 2nd best or first loser, sort of, but we're all winners if we can crush last year's total raised at the 1st Invitational.

I will get with everyone who signs up at the block party on Friday to squeeze the Jackson out of you. Or you can grab me at the paddock over the weekend; I will be in the black T-shirt with the yellow p1800 on the front.

Brandt
561-nine too six tree tree too seven

Head of Estate
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BTB is in for the buzzbombs.
91 Sentra
# 53
2.0

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Hell, I'll just pay you $20 for another shiny decal. Send me a PM and we will work it out.

Corey

'13  Sonoma - Class B Crown Vic, 14 Sonoma IOE - Race Rambler!, Autobahn Class C+IOE #Racevan!, '15 Thill IOE Winner - Omega!, '16 Ridge - IOE - Avanti!, '17 THill Class C Winner - Omega, Butt IOE - Race 411, Sonoma IOE - Aztek '18 Butt - IOE - Allante, MSR - IOE - '41 Olds - '19 Butt-Class C - Allante, '20 Covid, '21 THill-Class B - Omega, Sonoma - IOE and HWG  - Satellite, '22 Sonoma - HWG-Tojan

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Fuzzy Blumpkins are in

79 Pinto - Cruise Missile

2300cc

#19

We challenge the other Pinto team to join in the madness!!!!

2014 Spring Southern Discomfort- I.O.E. Winner 1956 Crown Vic , Fall CMP 5th place class C Pinto,
2015 Barber 2nd class C Pinto, 2015 Class C WINNER Spring CMP, 2015 Fall CMP Mid pack class B

Fuzzy Blumpkins/GoPher Broke - 1979 Pinto Limited Edition Squire "Titleless", 1988 Merkur XR4TI......why oh why?

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Will there be another race w/in a race @ t-hill this Sept?? I too need another decal to paste on the  thunderchicken CM.

M45 Racing,
#45 '08 Subaru WRX,Winner class A The Ridge, 2022
#4  '63 Studebaker Avanti, IOE, The Ridge 2016
#19 '90 Thunderbird Super Coupe(retired) Organizers Choice Award, Sears 2015

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What the fuck is a CC?

NSF
1959 Studebaker
#TBD
360 MOPAR

This space for rent.

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NSF wrote:

What the fuck is a CC?

NSF
1959 Studebaker
#TBD
360 MOPAR

Yeah, I think you're good, bro...

Head of Estate
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chdonley2 wrote:

Will there be another race w/in a race @ t-hill this Sept?? I too need another decal to paste on the  thunderchicken CM.


I understand that y'all will have your own RIAR at T-hill.

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9 (edited by solman244 2014-08-02 05:14 AM)

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Terminally Confused - in for both cars

Honda Civic
#157
1800 (give or take)

and

Honda CRX
#751
1800 (give or take)

Apparently my name is really "Craigers".  Who knew?
We might be yellow, but at least we are slow
I'm a WINNER!

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Other Pinto is in...
2000cc
Buzz Bomb

Silent But Deadly Racing-  Ricky Bobby's Laughing Clown Malt Liquor Thunderbird , Datsun 510, 87 Mustang (The Race Team Formerly Known as Prince), 72 Pinto Squire waggy, Parnelli Jones 67 Galaxie, Turbo Coupe Surf wagon.(The Surfin Bird), Squatting Dogs In Tracksuits,  Space Pants!  Roy Fuckin Kent and The tribute to a tribute to a tribute THUNDERBIRD/ SUNDAHBADOH!

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Silent No More

Fox Mustang

#505

2350 Cruise Missile

"She's a brick house" 57th out of 121 and 5th in Class C, There Goes the Neighborhood 2013
"PA Posse" 21st out of 96 and 2nd in Class C, Capitol Offense 2013.
"PA Posse" 29th out of 133 and Class C WINNER, Halloween Hooptiefest 2013
"PA Posse" 33rd out of 151 and 2nd in Class C, The Real Hoopties 2013

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Count us in for this good cause.

Grim Reaper Racing
1994 Ford Mustang V-6
#13
3800 cc

Mark
Grim Reaper Racing - V-6 Ford Mustang
American Made with worn out foreign parts

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We're totally in on this. 

The Escort Service
1998 Ford Escort SE
#111
2.0L

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We're in (again)!

Austin Powerless Racing
1975 Austin Marina
#2
1798cc

Jamie Palmer  tr6driver@yahoo.com
Austin Powerless Racing  '75 Austin Marina, 44th/IOE Summit Point '13, 35th/1st Class C CMP Fall '13, 23rd/3rd Class C CMP Spring '14, 83rd/14th Class C CMP Fall '14 (blown engine/swapped mid-race to finish), 3rd Class C CMP Spring '15, 2nd Class C CMP Fall '15
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Austin-Po … 3187341573

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Commencing trophy planning today...

No, I'm not kidding. I've delegated this uber important task to my 11yr old son so I am expecting conceptual drawings that recapitulate the NBA Finals trophy made from used air cleaner canisters, nonop Smith gauges, a gearshift knob and silver spray paint.

Head of Estate
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Mock Grass racing is in.

98 Kia Sephia

#40

1.8l

Mock Grass Racing                                                                     Slower Traffic, Keep Right
2017 - Introduction of the Kia Amanti; 2016 - Killed the Car at WRL
2015 - 4 Races, finished all; 2014 - Barber, Blew 2 Engines; CMP, Class C winner
2013 - CMP, Blew engine; CMP, Engine Overheated 2012 - CMP, FInished; CMP, Blew Engine

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1- CarolinaHondas.com/Duff Beer Racing
2- '94 Honda Civic
3- 128
4- 1600

Everybody grab your brooms, it's shenanigans!

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bros with hose/GI-Jose'
95 Civic
#343
1.6L

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Holy shiteballs! BOTH PINTOS?!?

I may have to build something trophy-ish that is truly pathetic, throw a coat of pea soup green paint on it, and give it to the winner of that race-within-a-race-within-a-race... I think I'll call it the Flaming Arse. Or something.

Nice to see the so many of the teams from last year stepping up again this year, as well. Of course, Duff is no longer a dark horse since their win at none other than the world-famous Sebring last month. So the rest of the Buzz Bombs know that the completion is stiff there. Upside: the more time the Duff car is on the track the less time the team is working on it in their paddock, leaving their homecrafted beer unattended...(j/k, Roger)

Head of Estate
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Kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

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RetroRacing is in
1973 Super! Beetle
#57
1915cc

RetroRacing-1973 Super! Beetle
Nine Finger Drifters- 1982 te72 Toyota Corolla Wagon (BEAMS PWRD!)
My one man show: G. D. Yo-Man: No! YOU Ams Da A&&hole!
2010 CMP Fall-Judges' Choice, 2014 Barber-DFL and I Got Screwed!, 3X- You Talk Shit Better Than You Race (YTSBTYR) Award, 2017 NCM- IOE (thanks, Speedy!), 2018 Inde-Heroic Fix, 2019 Inde-Winner C Class

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Zero Energy Racing is in for it
1995 Honda Del Sol
Number: 6
Displacement: 1972cc

Capt. Zero Energy Racing
Somewhat quick and moderately angsty.

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I always get you guys confused with Zero Budget Racing, and then I'm looking at Race Monitor and wondering why we are so much slower than a diesel Chevette.

Everybody grab your brooms, it's shenanigans!

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wait, theres a diesel corvette out there?  how in the hell did i miss that one?

Capt. Zero Energy Racing
Somewhat quick and moderately angsty.

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zer0 wrote:

wait, theres a diesel corvette out there?  how in the hell did i miss that one?

He said Chevette, not Corvette, all though there has been a diesel Corvette as well.http://www.murileemartin.com/UG/LVH12/309-LVH12-UG.html

Fourteen time loser. You'd think I'd know better by now.

25 (edited by zer0 2014-08-05 11:13 AM)

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wow, ok, too much coffee, yeah being slower than a diesel chevette, would be a little upsetting.  and ok i really want to build a diesel vette now...

Capt. Zero Energy Racing
Somewhat quick and moderately angsty.