This is about 3 months late, but better late than never.
Part 15 - Redemption at Loudon Annoying 2013
This is the third time we've run the Loudon Annoying race, and we've been seeking success since our first failure three years ago. I think I can finally say we've found it. But lets not jump right to the end.
I've long since given up trying to predict how our weekends will go. I just can't tell anymore. This race was even more of an unknown. I fired he engine for the first time Thursday, and only ran it for a total of about a minute. After finding bearing pieces in the engine head while assembling everything I filled it with cheap oil (after cleaning it out as best i could), and said we'd run it for a while Friday to flush it all out and do an oil change Friday night.
I woke up at 4:50am on Friday, finished packing, and waited for dad to show up with the trailer. We got the car loaded, and headed north. Arriving at NHMS we found our garage, unpacked, and set to work finishing the last few things on the car, the largest of which was a poorly sealed water pump with a tiny leak. (my fault, used the crappy gasket that came with the new pump). We also installed the greatest shift light of all time. I’ll get a video up when the car is back together and running, but basically we installed a cheap shift light in the corner of the windshield, but wired in a couple LED strips from Autozone. When you hit 4700rpm the light comes on, but the LED strips start flashing and running up and down. These are attached to the edge of the dash, and there is absolutely no way it can be missed.
By 3 we were through tech with our typical C class zero laps assignment. Judge Phil asked why we're still running this car. I thought he loved terrible cars. The answer is i'm really not right in the head.
Flushing out the oil cooler revealed an amazing amount of bearing pieces and metal flake. Looking at the oil drain pan you would have thought we were panning for gold. Exactly why we were running cheap oil and flushing the system. New oil in and the oil cooler re-installed we were ready for a night of goofing off, drooling over the 3 Peddle Mafia Rolls, and GT5 racing.
Saturday morning came, we installed cameras and radios throughout the car, and waited for the drivers meeting. At 9:30 I climbed in, fired it up the car, pulled into the queue headed to the track, and rolled out to the opening caution laps. The green flag dropped, I punched the gas, listened to the turbo scream, and off we went. The car was still amazingly terrible, but after this much time i've learned to make it dance. And dance it did. The Pirelli tires were a little more squirrely than the star specs, but suited the car really well. I was actually holding onto cars and not being passed by everything under the sun.
Then, about 3/4 of the way though my stint, disaster. I had just come down the hill, and was mid corner crossing the oval surface when the car just went into a 4 wheel skid. "what the hell was that?!" A glance at the oil pressure gauge told the story. Zero pressure. Something had failed and coated my tires. "EXPLETIVES!!". I killed the car instantly and parked it on the grass, just before the pit out. I got pushed in, jumped out of the car, and discovered one of our oil lines to the oil cooler had ripped out of it's fitting. Awesome. At least i killed it quickly....
A little over an hour later we had all the oil lines rebuilt, the car topped off, and the front bumper area cleaned out. We put the next driver in and sent them on their way. No complaints through their stint, but as they came in for a driver change the front driver's side tire was very clearly flat. "hit something on the last lap, no idea what". Great. Off came the fronts and on went some used star specs.
The rest of Saturday was generally uneventful. We has a minor incident with the boat, knocking our front bumper cover loose, but 5 minutes in the pits sorted it out. The real blow came when mid afternoon we lost a whole bunch of gears. No reverse, no first, no second. What the hell. Well, just run it and make due. To be honest not having those gears wasn't terrible. Burn the clutch a little in the pits, and suffer up the hill, but the rest of the track was fine.
The rain on Saturday just made the car more exciting. It was a giant game of Russian roulette guessing if the tires were going to lock if you tried to go deeper before braking, or if the front would hold trying to go that little bit faster through the corners. In a word, it was fantastic. I've never had so much fun in our car. Not having second just forced you to take the corner into the uphill faster (something a lot of people could learn to do). Amazingly the engine in our car just kept going, and going, and going. Saturday ended and we had turned 168 laps. Not great, but we had spent most of the day on track.
Inspection of the car that night showed that we had lost a c-clip on the transmission linkage and we just weren't able to move the selector shaft in or out. We needed a 7/8" clip, but only had a 3/4". Nothing a pair of pliers and a hammer can't fix. We then discovered something hilarious. When we grabbed the used star specs, we accidentally grabbed two from the same side of the car. So one was on backwards. Amazingly, that didn’t seem to have affected the car’s ability to deal with rain, since we set fastest lap of the day in the middle of the wettest period. With the transmission working and a vacuum leak fixed we enjoyed another night of goofing off.
I couldn't have asked for Sunday to go any better. Other than second not liking to go into gear still the car was perfect. It just ran, all day. Water temps never went higher than 200, oil pressure was rock solid, and it just kept running. We upped the driver stint times and plugged ahead and slowly up the standings.
When I came off the track at the start of the race with the blown oil line we were in 35th place. When we went back out we were in ~85th. Over the weekend we fought out way up to 48th overall and finished with 336 laps, shattering out last record of 286 and 68th place.
I honestly couldn't have asked for a better weekend. I had fast and reliable drivers, a car that somehow held together, and a ton of fun. I was even able to drive the car off the trailer and into the driveway.
So where do we go from here? Well first i'm checking the engine to make sure it's really still rock solid and not just delaying a huge failure. Then, we start getting creative. We're installing a fuel cell to get longer stint times. We're making a wing and splitter, to hopefully get a little more grip and stability. And there is talk of making a wide body just for the hilarity of it. Phil claims we still have a shot at IOE, so we're going for it. The larger goal is C-Class win, but that's going to take a perfect weekend and a car/plan that can do much longer stints than we've been running. Time to make it happen.
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