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Re: Two Words Only

Oh shit!!!

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Re: Two Words Only

What Spilled?

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Re: Two Words Only

Trust Me

Exactly Perfect

Wrong Size

Too Loose

Works Fine

Totally Broken

Blown up

Call 911

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Re: Two Words Only

one ping

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Re: Two Words Only

It's fine.

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Re: Two Words Only

Tow truck

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Re: Two Words Only

Shipwright's disease

Can't fail

Epic fail

idiot proof

disposable income

snake eggs

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Re: Two Words Only

Pay up!

Momentum is a terrible thing to waste.
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Re: Two Words Only

Duct Tape

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Re: Two Words Only

Look away.

This space for rent.
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Re: Two Words Only

Good enough

It Ain't My Fault

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Re: Two Words Only

On fire

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Re: Two Words Only

Phil who?

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Re: Two Words Only

Oil Slick

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Re: Two Words Only

JB Weld

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Re: Two Words Only

It's huge!

GO FASTER!

SLOW DOWN!

engine swap

because carplane

Federal Agents

Mad flagrant

tap cell

phone basement


Okay, the last 4 are just an abbreviated song lyric, but I bet a few of you got it... big_smile

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Re: Two Words Only

One bolt....

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One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Blue Fish

This space for rent.

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Re: Two Words Only

*yelled in pain over the radio*

Missing wheel
or
Won't go
or
Won't  shift.
or
Clutch slipping
or
Crap brakes!
or
Rods knocking!
or
Upside down

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Re: Two Words Only

Damn it!

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Re: Two Words Only

It's easy.

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Re: Two Words Only

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a70/ninechaos/51RGDKKTeFL__SS500_.jpg

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Re: Two Words Only

Free Pass?

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Re: Two Words Only

NSF wrote:

One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Blue Fish

Go fish

It Ain't My Fault

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Re: Two Words Only

Dave wrote:
NSF wrote:

One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Blue Fish

Go fish

Dead fish.

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