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mechimike wrote:

F-ck Coffee.

Need Beer.

You're correct!

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Strange Brew

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Lone Star

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Spank wrote:

anal leakage

not clicking

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PanSexual RotoPlooker.
(Thanks, Frank)

Who knew?

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Speedycop wrote:

Strange Brew

Take off.

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therood wrote:
Speedycop wrote:

Strange Brew

Take off.

Hoser, eh?

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Needs lube

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Canadian Bacon.

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Yum lunch

It Ain't My Fault

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Re: Two Words Only

mechimike wrote:

F-ck Coffee.

Need Beer.


Drink More

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Team Infinniti wrote:

Needs lube


Insert here

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i'm hungry.

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Re: Two Words Only

Twelve pack

Pull Start

Two Stroke

That'll Hurt

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Burn Rubber.

This space for rent.
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Tire Fire!

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Worth it.

This space for rent.
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May Pop

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jumbo shrimp

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because chrysler.

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Red Block

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Government Intelligence

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mechimike wrote:

Red Block


Volvo Nerd

Gosh, my business card says 'Tech Tyrant'

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Government Intelligence

http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Funny-Obama-We-have-these-things-called-aircraft-carriers-and-ships-that-go-under-water.jpg

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Team Sensory Assault wrote:

Government Intelligence

http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Funny-Obama-We-have-these-things-called-aircraft-carriers-and-ships-that-go-under-water.jpg


Lack of