Topic: Terrible Driver seeks Worse Team for Barber
Me: Multi time loser, team owner, and genuinely terrible driver whose "friends" keep flaking on him to do another Barber effort.
You: Genuinely terrible team who seeks sucker, ahem, I mean driver for seat at upcoming Barber event.
Me: Willing to wrench, pitch in, and generally make a team effort understanding that Lemons goes sideways sometimes and that's part of the fun.
You: Team who takes having fun seriously.
Me: Graduate of the pretentious, I mean prestigious Porsche Driving School and Porsche Masters School at Barber where I spent many hours discussing the finer points of gold jewelry and trophy wives between making excuses about how my lap times would be faster if only I had new Pilotis where broken in.
You: Team willing to let total stranger play with your toys.
Me: Owner of helmet with stickers to illustrate to onlookers how serious about racing I am
Joking aside, I'm a level headed mature driver who respects the effort it takes to put together a team. I'm looking to enjoy the weekend making friends and having fun. I'm not the fastest driver, but I drive clean, I preserve the car, and I'm generally not an asshole, well generally. I've spent a fair amount of time at Barber in a variety of cars, and am comfortable with the track. Feel free to check out my team page and get an idea of my Lemons experience. https://www.facebook.com/Dr-Bobs-Racing-133666904623/
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