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Westboro Baptist!
DO IT!
Easily the best idea in this thread. The antics at the BS inspection alone are worth it.
Westboro Baptist!
Somebody's reading my mind again. I was seriously thinking of pitching this theme to my team this weekend.
Some good "protest" sign ideas:
"GOD HATES FLAGS"
"THANK JAY FOR DEAD E30s"
This made out of a compact FWD sedan. U-HAULIN'!
A blank canvas on the side for endless possibilities.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/4422 … 6b1f8e.jpg
Close enough?
Crab Spirits wrote:This made out of a compact FWD sedan. U-HAULIN'!
A blank canvas on the side for endless possibilities.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/4422 … 6b1f8e.jpghttp://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/201 … 94x350.jpg
Close enough?
so very epic.
How about a Hindenburg Disaster theme for NJMP? Lakehurst is only about 60 miles away as the blimp flies. I can see a Previa all painted out in flat gray....
That is sheer brilliance. I tip my hat in your general direction, sir.
How about a Hindenburg Disaster theme for NJMP? Lakehurst is only about 60 miles away as the blimp flies. I can see a Previa all painted out in flat gray....
"As the blimp flies," you say? Dude, it's, like, totally a dirigible. It's got a cage!
Dirigible? Nicht! Das ist ein Zepplin!
This is fresh theme material
I'm not quite ballsy enough to do this one and my wife wasn't super keen on it because it gives publicity to some world class douchebags. But hey, maybe one of you lunatics can take the ball and run with it.
Westboro Baptist!
http://von-sneidern.com/rocketsurgeryra … STBORO.jpg
Naturally you'd have to heckle everyone experiencing problems:
"Lucas electrics is god's retribution for your Jag Love!"
"The headgasket is punishment for your unholy HONDA"
"Behold and pity the SHO!"
etc
etc
Those bums won their court case, so they're marching.
The Cannonball Bandits could do a Westboro theme with the Corolla(The 'RollaFXuals) and the Supra(God Hates 4AGs).
RichVS wrote:I'm not quite ballsy enough to do this one and my wife wasn't super keen on it because it gives publicity to some world class douchebags. But hey, maybe one of you lunatics can take the ball and run with it.
Westboro Baptist!
http://von-sneidern.com/rocketsurgeryra … STBORO.jpg
Naturally you'd have to heckle everyone experiencing problems:
"Lucas electrics is god's retribution for your Jag Love!"
"The headgasket is punishment for your unholy HONDA"
"Behold and pity the SHO!"
etc
etcThose bums won their court case, so they're marching.
Another potential problem with this theme - those mother f'ers are just crazy enough to show up at the race to protest.
Which would suck.
A lot.
However, we *would* all have a new use for our BFHs...
This is fresh theme material
Ship's mast!
I'd like to see a Jurassic Park theme with a team of velociraptor drivers.
Clever girl!
KT
I'd like to see a Jurassic Park theme with a team of velociraptor drivers.
Clever girl!
KT
I have tried several times to rally an effort to get an early 90s explorer and paint it up like that, even to the extent when i found some local nutjob had PAINTED one exactly correct and tried to CL it, i emailed him and suggested he run Lemons with it. I have no idea why this hasen't really been done properly.
trekkor wrote:I'd like to see a Jurassic Park theme with a team of velociraptor drivers.
Clever girl!
KT
I have tried several times to rally an effort to get an early 90s explorer and paint it up like that, even to the extent when i found some local nutjob had PAINTED one exactly correct and tried to CL it, i emailed him and suggested he run Lemons with it. I have no idea why this hasen't really been done properly.
It's already ready...Look at my avatar! My team bailed for the last race so it sits in my garage, trying to escape, but never testing the same place twice....
Another potential problem with this theme - those mother f'ers are just crazy enough to show up at the race to protest.
Which would suck.
A lot.
However, we *would* all have a new use for our BFHs...
Oh come on, think about the possibilities. We've got plenty of mentally ill and creative characters around here. I'm confident that we could improvise as needed and beat them at their own game.
Personally, I'm a fan of constructive interference and beat frequencies. Maybe Murilee Arriac could pay a visit and contribute some of his work if needed.
In light of current events, I think a Charlie Sheen theme needs to be done. A Maserati Bi-turbo could be changed so that it is a Maserati Bi-Winning. Duh... Gotta have tiger blood, though.
Careful with how many grams of CS you put in there, though! Your face may melt off, your body explode, and your children will weep...
I have a Maserati Bi-winner waiting to be lemonized...
Any volunteers to get started?
Wait, did you get that Biturbo that sat on DC craigslist for $500 around December-January? COUNT ME IN. Not asking to drive, just want to wrench!
Better Off Dead, anyone? Could be a two-car theme...
Wait, did you get that Biturbo that sat on DC craigslist for $500 around December-January? COUNT ME IN. Not asking to drive, just want to wrench!
Yep, the '85 Biturbo E. I traded a Benz 240 my boss gave me for it, so it was free. It's TERRIBLE.
I have a Maserati Bi-winner waiting to be lemonized...
Any volunteers to get started?
Speedy, I'd love to fly up & be a part of that, but unlike Charlie, I'm poor as dirt right now, and I am not an F-18. Maybe I should try dining on the bones of trolls.
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