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This may be totally inappropriate, or the wrong thread, but here goes. As previously stated on a different thread, Ms Fortune Cookie and I are planning to spectate at the Lamest Day. We could just sit back and enjoy the procedings, but, we are givers. We would like to help out. Specifically, we would enthusiastically assist in the fruition of any penalties incurred by Team Cougar Bait. Put succinctly, we will be the judge of that.
Question on topic:
How are penalties formulated and do all events carry the same penalties?
They come from the evil minds of Judge Jonny and Judge Phil.
Some penalties are the same, like welding animals to your car, others change to suit the event.
We always welcome new and innovative penalties from the racers and spectators, particularly when props are provided. The "Houston We Have A Problem" penalty (in which the miscreant must don NASA coveralls and cap and eat dry Tang powder with a Moon Pie chaser) came to us courtesy of those Camaro-spinning Texans, Los Diablos.
With all the police themes and ex-police cars at Lemons New England, we suggested a hungry cop penalty to the boys. The driver has to don a pig nose and roam the paddock looking for donuts.
There should be a penalty (excessive contact?) on the dartboard wheel of death that requires you to sit in penalty area, in neutral and bury the throttle for, I dunno....... 30 sec. If your engine blows, penalty well deserved. So if you don't have a rev limiter, kiss your engine buh bye......... 
Sounds a lot like Rod-throw-apalooza.
My suggestion to Jay was for someone with excessive contacts/penalties etc, to give them the "Crappy Driving penalty". They have to wait out their timed penalty (say 30 mins) in the nastiest port-a-potty to give them some time alone to think about their shitty driving. 
-Scott
you're much more creative than me- I like the cut of your jib. Put 'em in the shitter for driving shitty. It seems so obvious and logical when you put it that way!
My suggestion to Jay was for someone with excessive contacts/penalties etc, to give them the "Crappy Driving penalty". They have to wait out their timed penalty (say 30 mins) in the nastiest port-a-potty to give them some time alone to think about their shitty driving.
-Scott
Oh man, THAT IS GOOD!!
Sounds a lot like Rod-throw-apalooza.
My suggestion to Jay was for someone with excessive contacts/penalties etc, to give them the "Crappy Driving penalty". They have to wait out their timed penalty (say 30 mins) in the nastiest port-a-potty to give them some time alone to think about their shitty driving.
-Scott
Jesus and Mary, aren't the existing penalties bad enough? Don't give 'em ideas!
Sounds a lot like Rod-throw-apalooza.
My suggestion to Jay was for someone with excessive contacts/penalties etc, to give them the "Crappy Driving penalty". They have to wait out their timed penalty (say 30 mins) in the nastiest port-a-potty to give them some time alone to think about their shitty driving.
-Scott
That sounds like a good one for Nelson. And I know just which one to use. They would have to walk all the way to the one by the front gate. It gets kinda nasty at times!!! I was thinking that since John McGill (one of Nelson Ledges founders) was the original innovator of the tire wall, we could have a penalty in his honor. The miscreant has a large pile of tires that he needs to stack in the proper lacing pattern. And those tires are the nastiest mud filled ones I can find!!! Whuddya think Jay? I like them both!!!
Sounds a lot like Rod-throw-apalooza.
My suggestion to Jay was for someone with excessive contacts/penalties etc, to give them the "Crappy Driving penalty". They have to wait out their timed penalty (say 30 mins) in the nastiest port-a-potty to give them some time alone to think about their shitty driving.
-Scott
that would only TRULY work well if Jay managed to get the clogged, flooded, overused Johnny on the Spot from Lemons Detroit(ish) Toledo. people who went know what I'm talking about.
Infamous Ohio congressman James Traficant was recently released from federal prison, and is presumably "between jobs". Perhaps he could be convinced to sit in as a guest Lemons justice at Nelson Ledges. Mr. Traficant could school everyone on how judicial bribes are supposed to be handled - that is if he isn't already slated to be Lamest Day Grand Marshal.
This may be totally inappropriate, or the wrong thread, but here goes. As previously stated on a different thread, Ms Fortune Cookie and I are planning to spectate at the Lamest Day. We could just sit back and enjoy the procedings, but, we are givers. We would like to help out. Specifically, we would enthusiastically assist in the fruition of any penalties incurred by Team Cougar Bait. Put succinctly, we will be the judge of that.
Being a member of Team Cougar Bait, I think I speak on behalf of my co-drivers in saying we welcome any form of extra help in receiving "punishment" especially if it comes from actual Cougars.
How did I miss this!?
Oh hi to you!
What size shirt do you wear. We have some new shirts.
And here's the team, looking forward to getting punished...
Champ is the far right, I'm the bald dude.
Our facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Coug … 6795308591
How did I miss this!?
Oh hi to you!
What size shirt do you wear. We have some new shirts.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak … 1417_n.jpg
And here's the team, looking forward to getting punished...
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak … 8962_n.jpg
Champ is the far right, I'm the bald dude.
Our facebook page
Interesting... your camera is equipped with a douchebag filter?
(i'm joking...)
That's the look that we were going for.
Somebody bring the bow-chicka-bow-bow music...
Somebody bring the bow-chicka-bow-bow music...
WTF is that? My wife does that to me all the time.
Uh, Rob L,.... did you wife have a previous adventurous occupation that you are not aware of?
Spud
sbarton wrote:Sounds a lot like Rod-throw-apalooza.
My suggestion to Jay was for someone with excessive contacts/penalties etc, to give them the "Crappy Driving penalty". They have to wait out their timed penalty (say 30 mins) in the nastiest port-a-potty to give them some time alone to think about their shitty driving.
-Scott
that would only TRULY work well if Jay managed to get the clogged, flooded, overused Johnny on the Spot from Lemons Detroit(ish) Toledo. people who went know what I'm talking about.
Oh, you mean the one that was arse tickling deep? I promise...that won't happen at Nelson.
Back when I heard that the Miata team packed their shit and ran after getting People's Curse (for the third time no less), I had the idea of the judges mixing up a batch of quick dry cement and then pouring it in the trunks of cars they feel need to be slowed down a bit. It'd be even funnier if they buried a hammer and chisel in the middle of it.
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