Topic: NASCAR GPS

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Re: NASCAR GPS

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Re: NASCAR GPS

The Lemons GPS would be saying, "In 300 meters turn left...  No, I mean right...   No, LEFT...   OH SHIT!!!"    smile

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Re: NASCAR GPS

Please proceed to the highlighted route.


I prefer the British woman's voice.

This space for rent.

Re: NASCAR GPS

NSF wrote:

I prefer the British woman's voice.

Before my wife left for her vacation, I bought her a TomTom GPS.   I was disappointed that for the US, it only offered English (6 voices) and Spanish (2 voices).   No Jive or Ebonics option.   smile

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IOE winner in Super Snipe v2.0 -- Buttonwillow 2016
"Every Super Snipe in Lemons has won an IOE!"

Re: NASCAR GPS

Needs Lemons specific commands like:

"On fire, exit vehicle"

"Black flag - you are a dumbass"

and

"Upside-down. Upside up. Upside-down. Upside up."

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Re: NASCAR GPS

Sparky Pete wrote:

Needs Killer ZomBee specific commands like:
"Upside-down. Upside up. Upside-down. Upside up."

FIFY   smile

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
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IOE winner in Super Snipe v2.0 -- Buttonwillow 2016
"Every Super Snipe in Lemons has won an IOE!"