Zero For Zs BS penalty system works great! (Page 1 of 2)

Yeah, yeah...  Even though we didn't get any love (or deserve any), we had a great time.  We broke the axle.  We tried to weld the spiders, but the bearings were already toast, so we decided to drive an hour away to get SOME of the parts needed to swap it.  Unfortunately, the spare was a R200 rather than a R180, so we had to fabricate a mustache bar at 3am.  We were back on the track at 8am and finished the race.  Next year we will be in better shape.

Here is how we spent the majority of the evening.

Ghetto fabbed mustache bar

It sort of goes without saying that Saabs get to breeze right through the BS Inspection. Keep the dream alive, Saab guys! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Actually, all Zs at Texas will be walked right through, with the exception of Troy's Z.

He's going to need to fill out some sort of SCCA-like protest form in order to get that car through

We made a build book! We had receipts! You didn't even look at it!

LOL, we had the best time with the BS judging. We had actually prepared our spiel, in case you asked any questions. We were ready to defend ourselves. We loved your insistance that our car was worthless just for existing. We were surprised and had a good laugh in the paddock about it.

The bribed stencil was the best of all. We thought that was hilarious.

You get me the cage, I'll take care of the car.

That's harsh.

We're gonna keep trying that's for sure.  We subscribe to the broken clock theory.

That it, I've had it with the Z insults!  Wavy me throught, will ya.  I'm going to shoe horn an LS2 into the back of my Boxster, turbo and supercharge it,  then transfer all of the Z body panels onto my new blown vettster Z. 

Lets see who is laughing loudest when I collect all those nickles, funny boy.

Ha!  Well, I'm not really whining, just still trying to poke the judges with a stick.

Besides, anyone that knows me or the team knows I am full of hot air on that idea.  I'm not the mechanic of the group (don't get me wrong, I'll help with anything on the car but, generally speaking, getting dirt under my nails isn't really my thing.)  I have the ability to purchase an engine, turbo, and supercharger but install it and have it work?  Don't hold your breath.

You feel i forgot your name at some point?

Probably not yet, but I wouldn't be offended if you did.  That's all I'm saying.  Of course, being a journalist, you probably have a better memory for names and details than I do.  You'll likely remember my name after I've forgotten it myself!

If you used powerpoint for your build book, you are damn lucky it didn't get looked at.  I've learned judges HATE Powerpoint!  Received a lap penalty for using it!  I despise the evil Microsoft empire even more now...  Still smiling from that one today.