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Re: well that sucks...

We need stickers that say "Free the pit bikes!"  Anyone want to mock up a logo?

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Re: well that sucks...

We need a STENCIL!!!!!

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Re: well that sucks...

TeamLemon-aid wrote:

We need a STENCIL!!!!!

YES!  And t-shirts.  I smell a theme coming on.

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Re: well that sucks...

Um...yeah.

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Re: well that sucks...

Yep, like both of those.  How much trouble would we get in if we all showed up with the bottom one on sticks and had a sit-in protest?

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Re: well that sucks...

davisriley wrote:

Yep, like both of those.  How much trouble would we get in if we all showed up with the bottom one on sticks and had a sit-in protest?

Track wide theme?

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therood wrote:

Next thing you know, they're going to mandate that we all have to wear pants.

I for one will not stand for this. I'm pretty sure that when a "pants mandatory" rule is enforced, I'll be taking my bacon elsewhere.

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tSoG wrote:

I for one will not stand for this. I'm pretty sure that when a "pants mandatory" rule is enforced, I'll be taking my bacon elsewhere.

Easy to say, for one whose "bacon" doesn't flop onto the ground whenever he removes his pants.

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Re: well that sucks...

Wetbed0 wrote:
davisriley wrote:

Yep, like both of those.  How much trouble would we get in if we all showed up with the bottom one on sticks and had a sit-in protest?

Track wide theme?

Yep!

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papal_smear wrote:
tSoG wrote:

I for one will not stand for this. I'm pretty sure that when a "pants mandatory" rule is enforced, I'll be taking my bacon elsewhere.

Easy to say, for one whose "bacon" doesn't flop onto the ground whenever he removes his pants.

Protests are for hippies.  Get your pedal on!


As a personal rule, I don't cook bacon naked anymore. try explaining those burns.

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tSoG wrote:

As a personal rule, I don't cook bacon naked anymore. try explaining those burns.

If you put a light coating of oil on your skin before cooking, grease spatters do not burn.  Totally serious.

Hence, I oil up the missus before I turn her loose in the kitchen.  Works every time!

137 Reply by EyeMWing (edited by EyeMWing 2013-02-14 07:46 PM)

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Re: well that sucks...

Stupid railway locomotive idea for someone with more engineering skills than I have to vet:

De-engined, ex-Lemons Crown Vic. Driveline subtracted, retaining the rear end. Pedal sets connected to the diff (3.55 ratio, I believe). Whole thing probably still weighs over 2000lbs. How many drunk asshats do I need on pedals to move the thing around? How many more if we start hitching shit to the back of it? Also, it'll need to carry a navigator/brake operator for obvious reasons.


...Perhaps starting with a car that doesn't weigh a trillion tons would be a better bet.

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Re: well that sucks...

Drdanteiii wrote:

What about horses? 

With a few 6-guns and a cowboy hat I'll Wild West the shit outta this place.


Now I just have to convince my wife to let me take her's.  And teach me to ride.

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Re: well that sucks...

Mike C. wrote:
Drdanteiii wrote:

What about horses? 

With a few 6-guns and a cowboy hat I'll Wild West the shit outta this place.


Now I just have to convince my wife to let me take her's.  And teach me to ride.

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Re: well that sucks...

What if we all got Rascal scooters, or Hoverounds and a note from a "doctor"?

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Re: well that sucks...

These guys are in Houston, now, I wonder if they would come out to MSR for Friday night?

http://www.pedal-party.com/

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Re: well that sucks...

Hovercrafts! It's unrestricted airspace, thankyouverymuch.

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Re: well that sucks...

tSoG wrote:
papal_smear wrote:
tSoG wrote:

I for one will not stand for this. I'm pretty sure that when a "pants mandatory" rule is enforced, I'll be taking my bacon elsewhere.

Easy to say, for one whose "bacon" doesn't flop onto the ground whenever he removes his pants.

Protests are for hippies.  Get your pedal on!


As a personal rule, I don't cook bacon naked anymore. try explaining those burns.

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Re: well that sucks...

Our fabricator has a 6 person version of this...  Man it takes up a LOT of space.  Same as a car in a trailer.

jimthefirst wrote:

These guys are in Houston, now, I wonder if they would come out to MSR for Friday night?

http://www.pedal-party.com/

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Re: well that sucks...

firegremlin wrote:

Hovercrafts! It's unrestricted airspace, thankyouverymuch.

This.

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Re: well that sucks...

One could build a full size wind up car, though it might be hard to find a spring big enough to propel it.

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Re: well that sucks...

Time to convert everything to pedal power.

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We're going to need more ramps.

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Maverick74 wrote:

One could build a full size wind up car, though it might be hard to find a spring big enough to propel it.

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Re: well that sucks...

So to stay in line with the new rules I propose ALL judge mobile's now be pedal or foot powered machines.

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