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Got the turbo ready
And working on copying the best exhuast connection ever, hey worked on my car for years. 
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No. Just no.
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Yes. Just Yes
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The three of you that actually exist are tall, you're from Tx, and your race car is probably still smoldering. Why are you bumbling around with a theme?
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btp76 wrote:
The three of you that actually exist are tall, you're from Tx, and your race car is probably still smoldering. Why are you bumbling around with a theme?
LIKE
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I hate you guys.
I want an FD sooooo bad.
damn.
All I have is a stock port NA 2nd gen.
I suck at life. (compared to you guys)
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Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
To my surprise, one hundred storeys high
People getting loose y'all, getting down on the roof
Folks are screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining when the boogie starts to explode
I heard somebody say
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction (burnin')
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody is going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
Up above my head
I hear music in the air
That makes me know
There's a party somewhere
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction (burnin')
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody is going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Just can't stop) When my spark gets hot
(Just can't stop) When my spark gets hot
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33 2013-02-25 12:02 PM (edited by rodknox2 2013-02-25 12:04 PM)
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Too bad you guys are so far away....I have a RX2 that you can have($0)...it's compete except for the sway bar which went under our circle track pinto.
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^^^ I ain't racing any more RX2's. Didn't work out toooo good for me.
However, if someone else wants to run that RX2, we have all the running and stopping gear for it except an engine.
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After you guys get done with the big tex theme, you have to do the RX7 from the first Fast n Furious...
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^^^ Well sure - but which FD?
^^^ 2 Fast 2 Furious
^^^ FnF 3 - Tokyo Drift?
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rodknox2 wrote:
Too bad you guys are so far away....I have a RX2 that you can have($0)...it's compete except for the sway bar which went under our circle track pinto.
I cringe as I ask this....where is it?
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^^^ Well sure - but which FD?
^^^ 2 Fast 2 Furious
^^^ FnF 3 - Tokyo Drift?
All three, in order.
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You know that Big Tex would never work anyway.
Jay and Phil would just look at us with even more disdain than usual and figure we FAIL at even a simple Burning Man Theme.
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You know that Big Tex would never work anyway.
Jay and Phil would just look at us with even more disdain than usual and figure we FAIL at even a simple Burning Man Theme.
We didnt start the fire!
GO!
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Jay and Phil, and all of us, really, couldn't look at you guys with more disdain.
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I thought fire eats metal, does not it? Is this thing safe to race after a fire?
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We usually set our cars on fire often and frequently welding in cages anyway.
We figured it really didn't matter.
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And DAMMIT rodknox2... I can't sleep thinking bout that RX2.
Tell me its in terrible condition and the floors / body are rusted out so I can get some peace.
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Sorry bud, in light of your injuries, it was inconsiderate of me to offer you another RX2. But, I didn't think it was the car's fault that you crashed. I thought RX2s were fairly good handling cars. Judging from all of your accomplishments in Lemons. I thought you could animal through it.
So, to let you have some sleep...since I posted that pic and the fact that you declined on it...I've been contact with Cheseroo and he seems to want it. Since he is a lot closer and has the means to transport it, I've offered it to him.
I'll go up to the bone yard today and make sure it's Lemons worthy.
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No, not the car's fault at all. I wouldn't mind a street driven RX2 but I just have no desire to get into one on track. If it was 24 Hours of RX2 Racing, I'd have to call it quits. 
Its a relief that its spoken for and Cheseroo is the perfect candidate I think. If I remember correctly, he has some RX2 history too.
Cheseroo, send me an email or something if you really do this. I have lots and lots of parts and have already done the research to retrofit other parts.
POR-15'd stock fuel tank - really nice job!
New struts that pretty much fit - Tokico Blues on front and New (forget brand) struts for rear.
Remanufactured calipers, braided stainless brake lines, new brake wheel cylinders, Hawk pads, Raybestos Shoes, Working brake booster, Brake master
Also have extra front brake and front strut assemblies for spares (need rebuild)
Good rear end
Steering system
drive shaft and carrier
FB Transmission - but the SA transmission will fit better if you can find one.
Starter for FB / SA trans
Wheels / Tires
New Clutch hydraulics
Also have a subframe modified for a 13B REW if you really wanted it.
More stuff too I'm sure I'm forgetting.
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Cheseroo is going to need every one of those parts...this thing is not streetable and is barely Lemons worthy. The floor is not rusted through.
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The strut towers look ok.
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I can't wait to see this thing. The bigger question is where will we get our spam cooked?
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49 2013-02-26 02:12 PM (edited by Team Sensory Assault 2013-02-26 02:15 PM)
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So far we have cleaned out the FD - removed the burned interior and all wiring from the car.
Heat damage seems to be mostly in the roof and the rest of the car is really solid. There is still factory paint on just about every interior surface except the roof so we think that is an indication that the car is still structurally sound.
Jay has told us in advance though that for this particular car he wants our cage to extend through the firewall and to the front shock towers in addition to normal Lemons cage requirements. Not sure why or what the extra steel is going to do for us. 
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Jay has told us in advance though that for this particular car he wants our cage to extend through the firewall and to the front shock towers in addition to normal Lemons cage requirements. Not sure why or what the extra steel is going to do for us.
Something for the tow truck to hook to I suspect.
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