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Topic: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

On r3v forums: 
This is by far one of the best threads I've EVER seen... if u have about an hour and a half to go through the entire thread, its worth it. 

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=286107

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

Yeah that thread is now epic with the other one about the e36 going wildfire too.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

Red Lemons Racing wrote:

Yeah that thread is now epic with the other one about the e36 going wildfire too.

I foresee a rash of "Don't Pope the Tires" E30s in the coming months.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

it hit Jalopnik about an hour after i saw it. the summary there is very good.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2295566/r3v/pope_tire.gif

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

That thread would be a lot funnier and easier to read if 3/4 of the posts weren't patting themselves on the back for what an epic thread they think it is.

Once you weed through all that nonsense, it's pretty funny, but I gave up half way through.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

The last prominent intersection of BMWs, BMW forums, and young men doing foolish things with their cars wasn't nearly so funny:

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e60-m5 … illed.html

Jalopnik picked up on that one, too:

http://jalopnik.com/349540/flying-bmw-c … arwin-wins

http://jalopnik.com/350252/bmw-m5-crash-details-emerge

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

Epic thread, bro.  Subscribing.





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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

Yikes.  58 pages of shit.  Who has time to read through _that_?

That's it.  I'm convinced the average age of teh intrenets is roughly half of my age.  Time to log off.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

I really think there should be a no blessing the tires rule, much less a no pope the tires rule.

As far as themes, I think there should be a car that's low, like an F-Body, and it would be the: 'Tire Pope-ing Speed Bump That Maliciously Launches E-30s at Legal Speed Limits Only'.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

Now that you've said it, I don't think anybody ever themed a car like a speed bump. A Neon, a 4th gen Firebird, or (the best) Intrepid, with a chopped trunk, would totally work.

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

I was planning on doing a "all of the internets best" theme.

I was going to include TRINA, Direct Exhaust Injection, Extrude Honing the intake while the cars running, Why does my Jetta 2.0 not make boost (NA)?

Any others?

Thanks,

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Re: Another tool in an E30 - the internet is amazing

wvumtnbkr wrote:

Extrude Honing the intake while the cars running, Why does my Jetta 2.0 not make boost (NA)?

Oooh, linky, linky!

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