A somewhat shellshocked Jay, looks at his watch, realizes he is already late for work.
"Aww shit! Old man Niedermeyer is gonna kill me if I'm late again!
hurriedly cleans the previous night's dirt and mucous off of himself with a wet nap he finds in his pocket and stumbles out of his house.
In front of his house (a delapidated clapboard rowhouse of the east Oakland variety) is a pseudo-rat-rodded Yugo. Jay slides across the hood Dukes of Hazard style and hops behind the driver's wheel as the left front fender falls off, and pulls away.
This is followed by a short driving sequence of Jay and the Yugo-rod skittering happlessly through the streets of industrial Oakland. Bits of Balkan Auto detritous can be seen ejecting themselves onto the street at every hard turn and bump. And sparks, lots of sparks from god-knows-what dragging on the pavement.
Jay pulls into the parking lot of Gentleman Fancypants Racing Magazine. As he gets out of the Yugo, the rear suspension finally collapses totally in a cloud of rust.
It is immediately clear that Jay is a bottom rung gopher/copyboy at this very posh and high end periodical.
He staggers into the lobby where the receptionist (Heidi Klum) gives him a surprisingly warm smile, "Jay, Mr. Niedermeyer is looking for you and he doesn't look happy."
"oh man, not again. I'm telling you, I'm gonna do great things some day. Great things!"
She smiles again saying, "Until then, when are you gonna take me out to Happy Hour?"
A beffudled Jay looks at her and says, "Huh?"
He shuffles down the hallway to the entrance of a large office marked, Douglas C Niedermeyer, Editor-in-Chief and Publisher.
Sitting behind a large fancy desk is Mr Niedermeyer (Mark Metcalf), with a snear he says,"Lamm! Look at you, straighten that shirt, man! You are wortheless and weak, now go get me coffe!"
(Been a sloooow day at the office today)
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2010 CMP Fall-Judges' Choice, 2014 Barber-DFL and I Got Screwed!, 3X- You Talk Shit Better Than You Race (YTSBTYR) Award, 2017 NCM- IOE (thanks, Speedy!), 2018 Inde-Heroic Fix, 2019 Inde-Winner C Class