Topic: Whats the Best / Worst movie of all time.

ScyFy channel shows some of the most terrible movies ever made. This time they have outdone themselves with one last night  SHARKNADO.

It is as awesome as it sounds.


Lets see what we all need to watch this weekend.

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There is only one answer to this question.

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Single-digit rating on Rotten Tomatoes? Check.

Classic lines that include "Let's G-O (Geo?)" and "Drop that zero and get with a hero?" Check.

In-no-way-whack early '90s wardrobe? Check.

Sweet music montages? Check.

Sportbikes doing staggineringly impossible and illogical stunts? Check.

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mbm351 wrote:

SHARKNADO.

You just answered your own question.

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WOW.   Cool as Ice, I had no idea it could get that bad. 

Netflix here I come.

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Word to your mother.  big_smile

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You know, Roadhouse is truly awful. And I watch it every time I stumble across it on T.V.
I mean, it is no SHARKNADO or SHARKTOPUS or any of those good made for SyFy beauties but it is really bad.

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Katie hates the movies where everyone dies, with Gene Hackman.

Unfortunately, those are my favorite movies.

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Smoke and Lightning is a pretty bad movie. As was Space Mutiny.

Fourteen time loser. You'd think I'd know better by now.

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The best/worst movie ever is "Showgirls".  It has young nubile women, no plot and acting that makes you want to tune into the Liberace channel.


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My best/worst guilty pleasure is Ice Pirates.  Saw it when I was a kid and I still love it.  Robert Urich!

But as far as unwatchable bad, I'll go with Megashark versus Giant Octopus.

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and acting that makes you want to tune into the Liberace channel.

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Have you guys been living under a rock? The best worst movie, based on a contest we held among a dozen people with horrible taste over a week long vacation in Lake Tahoe is the Golan/Globus Israeli Sci-fi Musical "The Apple". The Plot? Imagine if the world was run by evil entertainment corporations, and the future depended on the Eurovision song contest circa the disco era. Here's a clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c

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http://www.avclub.com/articles/my-year- … ple,10385/

Its also chock full of cars from the future of 1994, that are basically 1980 models with extra antenna, fins, wings, lights and such, so its full of theme material too.

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Hands down, Turkish Batman

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If we're going there, how about Italian Spiderman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRM8W7_HG4

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dculberson wrote:

If we're going there, how about Italian Spiderman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRM8W7_HG4

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Italian Spiderman? Why Japanese Spiderman could kick his ass even without the giant robot, or the machine gun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM

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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

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Worst movie ever is the new version of The Lorax.

Buncha tree huggers fucked up a perfectly good tree hugging movie.

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racinrob wrote:

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

YOU ARE WRONG AND YOUR OPINION IS WRONG.  There's nothing "worst" about Buckaroo Banzai!!!  Only best!

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Re: Whats the Best / Worst movie of all time.

dculberson wrote:
racinrob wrote:

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

YOU ARE WRONG AND YOUR OPINION IS WRONG.  There's nothing "worst" about Buckaroo Banzai!!!  Only best!

^this.

Agree with Lorax; fcking ridiculous what they did to that...

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But SHARKNADO! is too damn good to pass up for theme material for the Landshark (nee Estate) at CMP this year...

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I still haven't seen "The Room", which is supposedly the Citizen Kane of bad movies, and I'm pretty partial to pedestrian awfulness like Shakes the Clown,  Battlefield Earth, or anything with George Kennedy, but this is the only one so far that has been bad enough to put my marriage at risk.  Come to think of it, one of the Speed Holes guys still hasn't delivered the beating he promised after I inflicted it on him.  I better keep on my toes.
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The ending is... unexpected.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Best movie there are lots of good choices. My favorite to just pop in and watch:
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Worst movie of all time is easy:
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Re: Whats the Best / Worst movie of all time.

dculberson wrote:

YOU ARE WRONG AND YOUR OPINION IS WRONG.


So, tell me something I don't know.


Sorry, I sort of interpreted the question differently.  I had in my mind movies that were "B" movies, but were still good to watch in some perverted way.  I would throw Rocky Horror Picture Show and Flash Gordon somewhat in that group, except they actually had somewhat decent production quality.

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"Orca". It still bugs me that I saw that movie. Bad effects, bad dialog, Olivia Newton John. My college roommate talked me into seeing it and apologized afterwards. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, it's because it was that bad.

My favorite as a kid and still near the top of my list is "Invasion of the Saucer People". At the time I thought it was serious and scary SciFi. Turns out it was a comedy. What do kids know. Besides, it played at 6 AM on Sunrise Theater, a show that played lots of 50's and 60's SciFi. You know, the ones where nuclear testing created giant lobsters/ants/spiders/scorpions that started to attack the NM town but always got killed by electricity. Bad, but good, in an "of the  period' sort of  way.

Edit - not Olivia. Bo Derek??? The whale tore he leg off, if I remember correctly, and I don't want to.

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There needs to be a list of required elements for consideration.


1: Foreign films can never be considered, they're all bad.
2: Nudity good or bad, aka "The Piano"  Great Nudity - spoiled of a close up of some guys unwelcome shlong.
3: Explosions should be over the top.  "Bride of the Monster" Octopus hit with a lighting bolt goes thermonuclear.
4: Car chase scene.  "The Blues Brother" 1 and 2000 have some of the best automotive carnage.
5:
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7:............

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