1 (edited by almitydave 2013-07-17 03:20 PM)

Topic: Lemons promotional flyer

This is what 10 minutes of deliberately half-, maybe quarter-assed graphic design gets me:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3103882/Lemons/LeMonsPoster001.png


I kind of want to post these on a couple of utility poles just for the humor of it.

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Re: Lemons promotional flyer

I like it.. .. but most people who tell me "I am going to do Lemons" when they see me in a Lemons shirt  don't get it or what it takes to start a team and think I am being a dick when i start to mention real cost. 

So I would send them directly to The 24 Hours of Lemons Forums → Lemons Newcomers → The best tips from us idiots on getting started losing money in Lemons

http://forums.24hoursoflemons.com/viewtopic.php?id=7415

When I started I had no clue and needed lots of help.. I still need lots of help (not just with the Lemons team) so I am not trying to bash on these people who are likely more generally knowledgeable then I am....

Seriously serious stuff - cool flyer

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Re: Lemons promotional flyer

Judgment? Judgement? No problem!

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I would suggest a more typical Lemons car, like the Racing for Nickles Cutlas Ciera, or the Dodge K-car, or any Volvo 240 based team.

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Re: Lemons promotional flyer

^  Your wrong on promoting the more typical Lemons car.  He is selling the sizzle, not the steak.

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Re: Lemons promotional flyer

Parkwod60 wrote:

I would suggest a more typical Lemons car, like the Racing for Nickles Cutlas Ciera, or the Dodge K-car, or any Volvo 240 based team.

So Photoshop in the K and your set
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5525/9314136225_51710741ae_o.jpg

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Homer would be proud of it.

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THE COMIC SANS!

It bur--err, well, it fits.

Re: Lemons promotional flyer

Typos are deliberate.  There are lots of Lemons cars that would be perfect for this poster.  I think ideally you'd have before and after pics with an arrow: "You can turn this: [crappy car] into this: [crappy car in race trim]".  And yes, I thought an ironic use of Comic Sans was permissible and appropriate in this one case.

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72834_10151254011499495_877942554_n.jpg

Better.

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